Naruto and Sasuke are looping, and they're bored. They've already destroyed Konoha 15 times, taken over the world 15 times, gathered a harem 20 times and failed each time, joined ANBU 78 times, created their own villages over 30 times... What should they do now? For those of you who don't know what looping is, basically, it's time traveling done over and over and over again. Sometimes, it can also be dimension jumping (which appeared in my story). Something always triggers looping. Most of the time the trigger is death. If a character dies, he will wake up back in time. Do things, die again, and wake up back in the same time again. Or in some circumstances, wake up and find oneself in another dimension. See "Naruto Omake Files Innortal Style" for reference. Recommend Chapter 7 New Intros.

A Naruto fanfiction. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS. What if Naruto was a prodigy? A prodigy forced to act all goofy for his own safety? After constant hurt and betrayal am exiled Naruto joins Akatsuki. His revenge on Konoha is an impending doom. What will happen to Konoha? "Protect Konoha to destroy it." rankings: #3 in Naruto {25/11/19} #1 in Evil {30/4/2020} #1 in smart #1 in Awesome{26/02/2020} #1 in depression {26/02/2020} #1 in sakura {16/1/20} #1 in strong {1/11/19} #1 in Sasuke {6/12/19} #1 in Akatsuki {15/10/19} #1 in prodigy {24/4/2020} #1 in powerful

Death was desperate for someone to take over. He'd been reaping souls of millions of years, and was growing tired and weary of it. After searching for many centuries, he finally finds a perky blonde by the name of Naruto, who'd been depressed and wallowing in self pity over the death of Jiraiya. Naruto, wondering if he'd ever be whole again, is visited by a cruelly beautiful man with sleek black wings, who says that he can let him talk with Jiraiya once more, but at the cost of losing his humanity, and a chance at a normal life. Looking at where he was at that moment, Naruto's only thought, was that it was an offer he couldn't refuse.

It wasn't what they intended. It wasn't what they wanted. But it was what they got. They had intended to keep Naruto in reign. What they received, instead, was the knowledge that Naruto wasn't who they thought he was. He wasn't cheerful, he wasn't dumb, he wasn't incapable of feeling hurt. He was human, and humans can only be pushed too far. They had pushed him too far, and Naruto was a little too broken. But maybe, there was hope. One unlikely figure had made a conviction. "I couldn't let him beat me! I will not be weaker than him! I will be stronger! So one day... I'll be the one to stretch out my arm... and help him up." "You really are a dobe... I love you, idiot." "Be mine, Naruto!" "I'm yours... Sasuke..." All is not perfect, however. For an ancient foe, one who has tainted Naruto before, wants Naruto too. "He had already made progress with Naruto. Watching him hungrily for years, until he finally made his move." "He had tarnished that pure skin. Raped and stripped the boy of his innocence." "Naruto must surely fear something fascinating, something he would have to work hard to discover. What could he cut free from inside the boy? Now! What an image that would be! A hallow man emptied out bit by bit. Slice by slice! Only a walking shell left for everyone to see! How thin could the man carve those walls before the sculpture collapsed in on itself? "

He doesn't remember when he began to put on fake smiles, he only knows that it's working. Nobody notices the straining in his eyes and jaw as he tries not to cry. He was Uzumaki Naruto, he was the class clown, he wasn't allowed to cry. So he kept it up. Until somebody finally does notice. But can they save Naruto from himself? Or is he already in too deep?

He didn't deserve their friendship, and he knew it. He vowed to repay their kindness by protecting them. But he couldn't save them, or protect them. Sasuke Uchiha went on a journey for redemption, but this journey wasn't the kind he expected. But with this chance, he could start over and this time, for sure, save everyone he cared about. He would not fail them a second time. || Requested by @RoseyArchlightRain ||

NOT BEING UPDATED! NEW OWNER IS TAGGED IN NEWEST CHAPTER!

"Watch out Konoha there's a new bitch in town and she bout to make all y'all yees haw." "(y/n) don't you have any other hobbies?" "Fuck off ya wanker let me have fun!" {If you couldn't already tell cursing, suicide jokes, and dank memes are involved read at your own risk} [I don't own Naruto (vry surprising)] [I do own Scorpius and my meme qween rc's personality bc it's actually my own] ~ #1 on dank as of 7/6/19~

"You know, the thing about failure is that it only makes me want to try harder." . . Minato and Kushina survived the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre never happened, Orochimaru never became a missing nin. What could go wrong? A lot of things actually, Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto is shunned by the village, his father ignores him, and his mother disappeared. Sasuke was always a failure to his clan, nothing he did would ever be good enough for them. Kakashi was endlessly reminded that he would never be as great as the White Fang was. And Sakura was abandoned by her parents, who left her in Konoha while they do god-knows-what. Nobody expected them to amount to anything, but that only gave them the incentive to prove everyone wrong. This is the story of Team 7, the team of failures and rejects with a dream to make it to the top. . . . HIGHEST RANK: #338 in Fanfiction (10/28/17), #3 in Naruto (8/11/18) Sequel: Ascending (be sure to check it out after!!) Romance isn't the main genre but the pairings will be SasuNaru and GaaSaku. If you don't like yaoi then don't read, simple. -Warning: Swearing and Amateur Writing. This is my first fanfic so read at your own risk! -I'm not gonna lie, some of the characters are going to be ooc because I played around with their backstories *I Don't Own Naruto *I don't Own the Cover Image Either (but I made the cover so.....?? ?) *I also don't own any of the photos in the medial * Please don't copy, and please dm me if you think that someone has

Naruto Uzumaki. He was never a jinchūriki. Living with his parents and brother Naruto is neglected by everyone. He is so many more times dangerous than the kyuubi. When he was born, a being, a creature, of pure darkness made Naruto its host right in front of his parents. Right after the kyuubi was sealed into Menma, his brother. With his parents' refusal to teach him Naruto turned to the one thing he could trust. The darkness, it being nothing but kind to him. The story idea is not mine but writing will and plot is mainly all mine except for the first 2 chapters. Those 2 chapters will be edited to fit my writing style and word count but the ideas for the first 2 are not mine mainly. Cover is also not mine