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Circumlocution ≫ Jarchie  by DistressInDisguise
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T R I G G E R ▶︎ W A R N I N G S "Jughead, you can't drive like this, what if you get hurt?" "You weren't so concerned about me getting hurt when you hurt me yourself." He spits, attempting to walk away faster, only to fall on the ground in the parking lot of the bar they were both just in. "Let me take you home." Archie pleads, kneeling next to the raven haired beauty. "Home was you, but you left." Jughead whispers, finally gazing his blood shot eyes into Archie's sad ones. *** Past lovers, Jughead and Archie, embark on a long road trip towards Jughead's apartment where they share, in their point of view, what really happened the day all hell broke lose in a series of flashbacks and heartfelt confessions. *** cir·cum·lo·cu·tion ˌsərkəmˌləˈkyo͞oSH(ə)n/ noun the use of many words where fewer would do, especially in a deliberate attempt to be vague or evasive. DistressInDisguise© ▶︎ 7/1/17 ◼︎ 2/5/18
Nameless ≫ Jarchie by DistressInDisguise
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R E A D ▶︎ I N T R O D U C T I O N "How did you know it was me you needed to show around?" "My dad said to look for a good looking boy with bold green eyes and black floppy hair." "So you think I'm good looking." He said. Archie stared at him for a split second, his mouth turning up into a slight smirk before letting out a chuckle of bemusement. "Goodbye." He called before rushing down the hallway. *** The boy had been nameless for as long as he could remember, which despite being 17 years old, is only five years. He was an odd boy to try and get to know. He talked in absolutes, specifically in old English, barely ate, and the only things he seemed to love was Seattle, books, words, and the rain. Archie, on the other hand, was the son of Fred Andrews, the nameless boy's social worker. He was adventurous, different, and to the boy's surprise, cute. Archie was probably the first person the boy had ever come across that stared at him with such neutrality as he did regularly. The boy found that intriguing. Will an encounter of obvious indifference on the boy's first day at school bud into something more? *** ▶︎ ?/?/? ◼︎ ?/?/? DistressInDisguise©
WATTY JOKES by Oluchi-the-Muse
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If you don't laugh, drag yourself here and come laugh. Contains Nigerian X Ghanaian jokes. #AfricaLaughs Update: twice a week Book cover by nedoperepil
Help me with my HOMEWORK by laurelxox
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This story is for all those who like new things, for those who like diferrent and unique things than others.Each story you have read must have a girl who falls for the bad boy. But what if the girl herself is a bad girl who falls for the nerd of school.So, this is the story of a bad girl and the nerd of the school. The nerd who wants to change his life ,who wants to stop being bullied and who wants to stand for himself. On other hand, the bad girl, the queen bee of school who lives her life with no any fear. Their story begins from a night when Cara texts Austin to help her with her homework or in other words to do her homework. But Austin wants to stand for himself. Will Austin do her homework or not? Or will Cara help Austin to stand for himself? Or Austin will change the bad girl into good?
Broken to the soul. ««muggle Drarry Au»»  by Stormy_Cloud_
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Book 1 ⚠️Warning⚠️ Includes eating disorders, swearing, self-harm, rape, abuse, and suicide. Set in a muggle town, 14 year old Draco has had a life of hell. He hides his scars behind a confident mask. But when his classmate finds out about his habits, will he manage to save Draco before it's too late?
Beautiful Shards (A Drarry Fanfic) by ClarissaFairchild118
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The war is over, and it's time to return to school to make up the seventh year that so many missed. But there are those who won't be returning. Draco Malfoy does not want to go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That is among the few things of which he is absolutely certain. He knows the empty seats at meals and in classes will remind everyone- and himself, too- of what he has done. Draco is broken, maybe beyond repair. Guilt weighs down on him always, and nightmares chase him in his sleep. Images of the war, and of all of those who died because of what he's done, rise up in his mind, and every night he wakes up screaming and sometimes crying. If there is a way to put the pieces of his heart, soul, and mind together again, it won't be easy, and no matter what, he will never be quite the same again. But Draco's not the only one who was damaged by the war. Harry Potter is now the Boy-Who-Lived-Twice, but he's not the same anymore. He spends most of his time alone. In many ways he and Draco are the same. He is constantly feeling that he is the reason everyone died, and he has nightmares too. Memories of those he lost, who lost their lives for him at the Battle of Hogwarts, haunt him during the day. At night they scream at him that it's all his fault. Everyone worships him as the savior of the Wizarding World, but he doesn't feel like a hero. When these two broken boys come together, they will find understanding, comfort, and friendship in the most unlikely places, and maybe just a bit more. Disclaimer: The characters, places, ideas, etc. are not my own. All characters, places, etc. belong to J.K Rowling. TW: Depression, self-harm, EDs, suicide attempt(s), etc.
One Bite (Blairon) by CabbageQ
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Ronald Weasley is normal. He is totally normal. Until the day they come back for their 8th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wiserdry. Blaise Zabini is normal too, that's what we thought. That's what everyone thought. That's what he thought, until something about his unknown heritage is revealed. BlaisexRon (Blairon) DracoxHarry (Drarry) PansyxHermione (Pansmione) DeanxSeamus (Deamus) TheoxNeville (Theville) LunaxGinny (Linny) SiriusxRemus (Wolfstar) Bitchy Lavender Okay Ginny Annoying AF Cormac I don't own any of these characters, they all belong to the J.K Rowling, though I do not support her. I also do not own any of the pictures I use in the chapters. Enjoy~
Baby Mama Drama (Drarry) by Iluvbooks2015
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Draco and Harry once again find themselves fighting, but what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an even younger Potter? (I want to say that this isn't my book i'm just rewriting it for the one who had it posted on their account for they deleted it.)
Oops, we're dads. (DRARRY) by yoongiluvly
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THIS IS NOT MPREG LMAO "These two seekers spend more time seeking each other than the snitch"-J.K Rowling When the famous Harry Potter rejects Draco Malfoy's hand, he is bound to suffer the consequences. Draco is going to make sure of that. In their fifth year, Ron and Harry get into a heated argument with Draco in potions class. When something goes wrong and Ron ends up spilling a mysterious potion onto himself, he is turned into a baby. A furious Professor Snape takes the three boys to Dumbledore who admits Draco and Harry to doom. As a punishment, they must take care of the baby together while Snape works an antitode. THIS IS MEANT TO BE BOTH FUNNY AND ROMANTIC SO PLEASE DO ENJOY IT!! The cover is from Google Images❤️lmao I'm totally extra
Roommates | Drarry Fan Fiction | DISCONTINUED by Freckled_Mama_Jesus
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This isn't coming back, I started this when I was like 13 and I've graduated now. Sorry yall. Hogwarts decides to do something different. They pair students of different houses together in the same room. These people have to deal with people they hate, like or don't even know. What happens when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get roomed together? Takes place 6th Year. (Sirius lives though) TW: Depression, cutting and anxiety, if you can't deal with these DON'T READ