Russia has been isolated from everyone his whole life. His father uses him for his deadly raids on enemy bases. What happens when a kidnapping mission backfires? *+*Warnings*+* •swearing •abuse (and mentions of it)

Before reading this: Warning: This is a malexmale fanfiction, if you do not support or you don't ship this pair or dont support malexmale stories, dont read. ----------------------------------------------------------- This may contain swear words, violent scenes, maybe gore?, sexual themes, rape, ECT. ----------------------------------------------------------- Tom has just moved to town where his two friends Edd and Matt recently moved to. Until Tom bought what he can for a decent home, with the help of Edd and Matt, which he spent nothing and lived with Edd and Matt like they use to do. But one day is where Tom made a new friend he meets.

For this book, I will be doing TomTord oneshots. There isn't much else to say for description wise but I will try my best to do a good job with this.

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Cover art is not mine. I will write a description eventualy

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)