"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

"I don't think you do, Jimin. I'm not who you think I am. I'm . . . a boy."

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

"Well, maybe he will like you in a skirt." where a crazy night in a club bathroom changes everything.