Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Percy Jackson has been called a murderer by the person he loves: Annabeth. Percy is ordered to leave camp, and meets the Universal Master, Lord Chaos, who happens to be his actual father. Learning that he is Omega, an all powerful Primordial, Percy meets his evil uncle End, faces extreme levels of pain and torture, celebrates with the Heroes of Olympus, and confront Gaia in a battle to the death. Will Percy ever get Annabeth back?

welcome to camp jupiter!

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)