The night-time confessions of two uncouth strawberry bandits.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

" my place or yours? " " huh? "

A reckless girl had no idea that 𝒉𝒊𝒔 ethereal art would make her forget her constant anger and emptiness. A broken man had no idea that 𝒉𝒆𝒓 happiness would make him forget his sorrow. It was inevitable. It was forbidden. They kept it a secret. They didn't know they were a time bomb until the chaos exploded. Copyright © 2018 NocturnaComplexities. All Rights Reserved.

in which a girl with a love for peaches discovers a movie she becomes obsessed with and befriends timothèe chalamet in the weirdest way or a girl and a boy meet over social media, how else would they meet? |social media fic| started: 22/01/2018 finished: 13/03/2018 [EDITING OCT 2021]

❝my darling angel, how you've grown❞ the teasings of an infatuated nymphet upon a man, too many years her elder

From my ao3 account No one dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. -Kurt Cobain Jason Dean is one of the victims of circumstance that you don’t hear about on the radio on your way to school. One of the people that everyone knows will go out like a candle in the wind, but wants to go out like a bomb over Afghanistan. He was the one fighting a crazy war with himself, the war that had a made up cause and a made up outcome. Really, both sides lose and the kid dies. It’s basic math-You set of a bomb inside yourself and you’re blown out, not up. -JD

ALPHA; THE BEGINNING. (MATURE) a city girl, an a-list actor, and a serendipitous one-night stand (timothée chalamet x OC) COMPLETE | JAN 10, 2021 Copyright ©️ 2018 blaackswann. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Stacey Williams had always loved Axel Teller. But he had paid her no mind. She wanted more than the meaningless flings they had. She wanted her love to be returned. She wanted to be loved back. She did everything to get his attention. She had one-night stands with countless boys - throwing away her innocence - and tearing apart her reputation. All for him. But Axel didn't notice Stacey as anything more than a girl to have a fling with on the side. And Stacey watched as the boy she loved fell for another girl, and they were happy and complete. And Stacey was alone and hated. Tarnished and scarred. She was the girl he left behind. [The first book won the 2015 Wattys for the Cover-to-Cover award and 2016 Fiction Awards. Book two won the 2018 Fiction Awards. #1 in Teen Fiction and Short Story.] book two is currently unavailable, it will be released late 2023.

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.