Halfborn here. I'm bored af and looking for something to do! So ask me stuff.

I'm Sam, Valkyrie of Valhalla. Between, you know, reaping dead souls and saving the world, I'll be doing dares and questions on this.

Since Magnus and Alex has a darebook- and probably Everyone else too, I have decided to intrude and do the same! And I might respond late since I die every other day, and unfortunately I do not heal fast- but hey, welcome to my book.

I hate you all. Like, properly despise you. If you make an edit of me and tag me, it goes here. You know, why do I bother?

Alex said that he/she/they/zie was/were a meme lord so I guess I'm a falafel lord? Anyways. Now that my books are over, I have some sweet sweet time to kick back, relax, and enjoy paradise. Well, paradise on the side with Alex battling the administration over bathroom rights, a kind of scary new demigod who's taken a liking to Hearth, and the possibility of a dog on the horizon... What break of the fourth wall? I see no break of the fourth wall. All I see are falafel...gorgeous....perfect...falafel....now if you'll excuse me...falafel..

Ask me stuff, dare me to do stuff, etc.

Basically, ask me anything. Opinions, dares, anything. I'll post my response, and try not to just eat falafel. #1 askmeanything #8 askme

Ask me stuff!

Send me your opinions, and I will answer

CALLING ALL DEMIGODS AND MORTALS THAT CAN SEE THROUGH THE MIST! COME HITHER AND JOIN A PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE OURSELVES, BUT WEIRDER. DO NOT CALL ME A MERMAID.