** heavy editing in progress** The 12 zodiacs were sent to earth as babies. Now they're all 17 and living in one big mansion. What could possibly go wrong, other than the fact that the zodiacs are all crazy and there's people who want to kidnap them? (Started December 2015) (Completed October 2016) (Editing still in progress)

No one reads these so I'll just list off a few inside jokes you'll only understand if you read this: -Stupid Idiot monkeys -Closer by The Chainsmokers -fabulous -Moncer (Monster Cancer) -Libby -#StopBullyingVirgo -#StopDefendingVirgo -Best friend Capricorn -Best friend Hydra -Gemini's Trumpet -Taurus' sunglasses -Poor Volans -Don't trust Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius or Aquarius to do anything, ever -Wifey -Bro squad -cheesecake -Taurus vs Virgo -Scorpio's notebook -Trouble maker squad -Capricorn and Pisces are the only "normal" ones -Too many cliff hangers -Aquarius stop singing -Cheesy Saggi -Scorpio's secret lair -everyone acts like they're on drugs. I am dead serious -Silly string and glitter wars -everyone is probably bi -Why does everyone flirt with Capricorn and Libra? -what is logic and common sense? There's clearly none of that in this book -Virgo, Aquarius and Leo can't sing -Virgo writing a book (Vincent Virgo) -the maze -WHAT ARE GENDER ROLES?!? -Crossdressing is perfectly normal -Boys wearing dresses suddenly become x10 prettier than the girls. Don't question the logic -Aquarius is a pretty girl -so is Leo -50 roles of Gemini -Pisceo and Gemliet - "so, you know french, yet you still don't know how to turn on the tv" -The chapter where Lyra has to hunt down the zodiacs -Libra, Aquarius and Virgo's strange yet close friendship -Scorpio and chocolate -The girls hate pink, the boys love it -Aquarius vs Antlia (Started October 30 2016)