these are basically just a bunch of facts about my three favorite OD AU characters, including OD Tim, OD Pay, and OD Pat. I wrote all of this in google docs, and i cant access google docs on my tablet so i am using my computer to type all this out, and to copy and paste my essays in to something i can access. Each of the chapters are six pages in google docs, albeit may not seem like it. There may be more than three characters, and when that happens, i will add a note here about it. I do not own Pat, or his OD version. I do not own the original version of Tim and Pay, i do not own the typo twins AU, i do not own the OD AU either, however i do own OD Tim and OD Pay.

(n.) the heart wrenching pain of wanting the affection of someone unattainable. [TW for some swearing.]

Sheriff Thomas Thompson has never been the one for love and settling down. Married to his job, he is one of the most well known bachelors in Spitbucket. When a new stranger comes into town as a bartender - Thompson pays no mind. That is... until the stranger becomes a thought that takes up most of his mind. Falling desperately in love, Thomas learns the secrets of Todd Audet. Everyone has their secrets - His just happens to be a lot darker. Saloonatics AU - All rights belong to Eddsworld Characters: Sheriff Thomas Thompson Bandit/Bartender Todd Audet "Red" Bandit Paul & Patryk Side characters

A night of Tom's usual hard drinking and a sudden visit from Tord sends the two into a spiral of a love-hate relationship. #TORDISTOPTOMISBOTTOM #SORRYNOTSORRY / Literate short story, there IS gay 'love-making' in it so read at your own risk / / Strong language / / Matt, Edd, Tord & Tom are all around 19-22 years of age. /

This au belongs to pixelz01 on Tumblr I own nothing but this story So ye Hopefully this one won't be cringy

(This fic takes place sometime after the events of The End Part 2.) ((This fic is a rewrite of an old fic titled "Mystery Messenger".) *Ding!* Tom glances at his phone. [1 New Message] He opened his phone to read the message, and then began to type his reply. He never knew that this simple little action would change his life, even if he didn't know it yet.

T'was late on a Thursday. Edd and Matt are fast asleep, and Tord is sitting on the curb with nothing but his thoughts, a gun in his hoodie, and a dim lamppost. It's almost midnight. It's almost morning. And Tom hasn't been seen since three o' clock. [What I mean by "light" is that it's not straight to the point shipping, it takes a little while to happen. | An AU of sorts where the events of The End haven't happened yet. Tord isn't sure whether or not he wants to carry through with his plan of world domination. | TW for alcohol use, drug mention, violence/blood, and swearing.]

These stories are just stories I found off of Tumblr ((I'm not good at making stories))

What I think a character would do, like, prefer or act

11/15/21 update: nah what the hell is this 🤨 this is just cringe and mostly stolen idea you poor poor things eating this up </3 [Completed due to having 200 chapters] [#1 in eddsworld headcanons!] [EDIT: I read all my comments, I just never reply so don't worry :D] CHECK OUT THE SECOND BOOK ON MY PAGE :D