Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$

Enduring the torments at school by her fellow high school peers, then at home by her mother, Kate Sterling decides to take her own life. Thinking that the world isn't worth living anymore, she goes to the Golden Gate Bridge, ready to take the plunge. Suddenly deciding that she does not want to die, she steps back, but not before being tackled to the ground. Noah Fields was at the bridge too except he wasn't going to jump. He was going to save a life. The two meet under unexpected circumstances but a beautiful friendship will blossom from the almost tragedy. Noah will show her that life is worth living and that you don't have to kill yourself to free yourself from the pain. (highest rank: #1 on 2/28/19) |Completed 8//11//17|

He saw her, he saved her, he healed her and he claimed her. "Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like chess; the Queen protects the King". Mature themes and content

"I didn't need you to save me." ~ "Trust me, you're the Angel that saved me." Blakely Wintston is an 18 year old smart, spunky, confident, brave girl. She always puts others first, especially when it comes to her 6 year old sister Bella. Her father became abusive ever since their mother left them. Derek Hunter is a 23 year old clever, tough, powerful, sexy gang leader. He is well respected and feared by others. He can be very caring towards people he likes, but he doesn't like a lot of people. Due to his past he's cold, stoic, and ruthless. What happened to Blakely and Bella when Derek comes along? Will Derek be changed for the better or for worse? Violence, secrets, lust, temptation, danger- Who wouldn't want to read this?! --Mature Scenes and Strong Language--

MATURE CONTENT "Are you sure this is a good idea" i panted as Noah trailed kisses down my neck up to my lips. "I'm not going to go far... i ... argh! Fuck Cassie i just need to At least taste you! He look at dead in my eyes waiting for my permission. My breathing gets faster and i nod yes slightly. He crashed his lips on to mine but broke it apart only after a few seconds. " i need you to say it, say i can make you feel pleasure" Noah says while looking hungrier than ever. I look up towards him, "Noah.. i...just do it!" With thats said our lips meet again, but this time the kiss was different, it was more passionate and. faster, i didn't know how to feel. I edited and change things up for this book. Description Cassie jones is a victim of constant sexual assault and a victim of bullying. Not untill she gets partnered up with Noah perkens for a project. And a former lover returns to town. This story is full of drama, lust, love and sex. Will Cassie jones survive? And will Noah save her? Or will Josh? #1 - Sad story

"Don't ever let me smell another man on you Kitten." He pinned me up against the wall holding my hands above my head. "You are mine.... Only mine." ------------------------------------- Rafael Santigo Montez, heir to The Montez Mafia. On the streets he's known as The Shiv. Deadly with his hands and even deadlier with a blade in them, he is not the one to fuck with. Isadora Fiorella Cortez, a feisty little new comer that has just applied to work for a strip club called The Silver Paw. Little does she know that not only is her boss panty dropping hot, but he's in the mafia. Tables take a turn when she bumps into him on her first night working as a server. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• (This is my book from Chapters Interactive Stories. Since the writing style is different on that app, I had to adjust and make a few minor changes.) Kitten has over 1 million reads on Chapters! I'm so over the moon that they love it so much and I hope you guys love it too! Please do not copy my book! I worked hard on it and would appreciate it if you didnt steal my work.

"What's your name?" The boy with curly hair asks, kneeling down in front of me. I sit there, watching him carefully. His three friends stood behind him. I swallow, then hold up a piece of my blue hair. He looks at me confused. They all do. "Blue," the one with blue eyes suddenly says. I nod slowly and drop the hair. "Well Blue, would you like to go get lunch with us?" The one in front of me offers. I bite my lip, then nod.

Ashley Martin has been through more grief than a person experiences in their entire life and carries baggage that no kid should ever entail. Tyler Miller is the school's scandalous bad boy who acts on impulse, blinded rage and will single-handedly destroy anybody who stands in his way. Then all of a sudden, they're thrown together and despite their destructive past, they're forced to overcome their differences. It's time for Ashley to stop running away from his death glares, blank stares and that spine-chilling scowl that reminds her just how little he cares. Driven by a whirlwind of secrets, a class assignment and midnight walks into the past, things should start working out. But then fate kicks in; hard-hitting and soul-crushing. It's a fight-or-flight situation, a reincarnation of her past, a chance for him to right the wrongs he did by her. A second chance is like giving someone an extra bullet for their gun after they missed you the first time round. So here's Tyler's gun. Here's Ashley's heart. And here's to their second chance, however hopeless it may seem.

'I had guilt that ate me out from the inside and made me want to throw up. Guilt that started as a young child and continued to fester until I was doomed to break. I knew that one day I would shatter like glass. I just wasn't sure if anyone would be able to put the pieces of me back together.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ashley Summers is the Bloomingfield Highs resident goodgirl/nerd, complete with absolutely no friends and a book for company. However guys could be throwing themselves at her because she is really one of the hottest girls at school, but her bookish tendencies and social low keep them away. And the fact that every guy who talks to her gets ignored. What she doesn't expect from the new year was the bad boy, Adrian Forsyth, persistently taking her attention away from her introverted life. Wait, she does know why. It was that stupid Chemistry class. She feels her carefully constructed life start to break as Adrian digs around her past, intent on finding out exactly what made her shut off from the world and herself for all of those years. Ashley has some deep secrets that she wants to stay hidden but piece by piece they make their way to the light. The question is what will happen when they all become revealed? It seems that while Adrian is searching for answers to the puzzle that is Ashley Summers he finds more than just her secrets. He could also find the key to her heart, a place where no person has truly seen before. Which is to say that Ashley Summers is in for some interesting events before the year is over. ---------------------------------------------------

IN THE MIDST OF EDITING Jessica Andrews, an ex-soccer player, singer. She has been through so much trauma with having to deal with an abusive father who blames her for the death of her mother. Just when she thinks it's time to stand back on her two feet, another wave of challenges knocks her over. Aiden Anderson, school quarterback. He met the love of his life when he was only little at his parents' friend's house. He had always had her back whenever she needed it. And yet, he still doesn't seem to know what's happening behind closed doors. When the truth finally comes to light, the challenges that are faced hit a whole different direction. **************************************** Warning : Contains violence, self-harm and language. Read at your own risk.