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As my friends say, "MMMMM FRICTION". They both make friction.

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Highest Ratings: #26 in #torm I'm more than sure that all of you thought I died in that explosion. I lived, luckily, but I didn't know I had only a year to live. Nobody did for that matter. If you don't know, I'm writing from the dead, as an "angel" for now. The only way I stay in heaven is if I write. I'm pretty sure I don't want to go to hell. For now, I write and explain why and how I really died. This story has been entered in the Wattys2018, so please vote and comment as much as possible! Thank you! Collaboration by: @EdgyOverlord and @soupsandwichh

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

Goofy couple, adoption a child, but... Tom sub! Tord dom! (Am sorry, pls don't hurt meh :')) I might add some of my art but I'll let em' know! Bruh, I'm trash at writing, and descriptions bear with me!