In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales. Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as you don't mind losing your head while listening to annoying old guys repeat themselves twenty times). When a freakishly short fat guy becomes ANOTHER short fat guy's new wall ornament, you know something stoopid is about to go down... and that calls for a screaming, inexperienced and introverted hero to save the day... er, uh, night. Watch Luigi star as himself in the wonderfully uncut, terribly unedited version of his first REAL adventure... with a guaranteed scream every five seconds! (It's just an average night in paradise.) Now we'll get to the conclusion of this cheesy ad and BEG YOU ON HANDS AND KNEES to check out this stoopidly stoopid version of Luigi's Mansion like you've never seen it before... Based (loosely) on the original Nintendo title. Featuring loads of references, songs, possible cracks at random people, and as always, stoopidity.

A short novel. A strange turn of events lands Luigi in the midst of a deadly game to find Mario inside a sinister house before it's too late. Based off beta elements from the original Nintendo tech demo, Luigi's Mansion. *** "Welcome to..." It's the worst night Luigi never had when he finds himself caught in a creepy mansion as he searches for his suddenly missing brother. Join Luigi and his Poltergust 400 as he catches flying fish, plays a dangerous game of capture the flag, receives presents from the doctor, explores a spooky forest, avoids horrifying bashers and a plethora of angry furniture, and faces the mysterious Elh. He's only got twenty four hours to find and rescue Mario... or become enslaved forever. Drawing off elements from E3 2001 and Spaceworld 2000's demos, Luigi's Beta Mansion is a wild and imaginative ride through what could have been... and maybe even with a ghostbusting sibling duo.

Whoever said that the Mario characters were 'boring' never read THIS book. Presenting a series of not-always-so-short stories about Super Mario and friends... sort of. You may laugh. You may cry. But don't expect anything normal. However, we can tell you to expect the Crazy and unexpected. Such as talking inanimate objects, time-defying specials, and always a healthy dose of idiot logic all wrapped up in the package known as Unwieldy Imagination. (This is the Mario tv show you never really had.) Starring mostly main series Mario characters, including: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, and more. Also featuring loads and loads of references, songs, and stupidity. Welcome to Crazy Mario Land! Read at the risk of your sanity. BUT EMBRACE THE CRAZY!!

Crashed on a strange world, Rook Baron and his team of 2 other Spartans must try to make contact with the UNSC. Along the way they will face great foes, strange creatures and make new friends... all while looking out for a short ODST with a strange case of PTSD. This book is a rewrite and possibly slightly different version of Fireteam Zulu, Mayday. also a big shout too @Freakskullz98. To me, you're a great inspiration! Hence some of the funny timeskip scenes. see you all there!