:3 idk WAT to say... ;-;

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Lynette Hann is anything but extraordinary (for Asians) -- ordinary black hair, ordinary pale skin, ordinary black eyes -- but that's about to change, forever... She thinks her life is as perfect as it can be. She doesn't know the truth. Lynette may not be a wild and popular party animal with hordes of suitors, but she considers herself lucky with a loyal best friend Emily Nightling and a warm and happy family. Her world is swirled upside-down when Emily transfers away one day and her parents split up soon after. Left with her mum who works day and night to earn enough just to make ends meet, Lynette doesn't think things could get any worse... Or better... It all starts dark and stormy one night when the wind howls in the trees outside her cramped room in the attic. Half-awake, she think she sees something black and shiny outside -- but she can't be sure. It's only later she when she uncovers the truth, that she realises how dangerous a position she is in, and how extraordinary her life has become...

Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh. The thirteen short stories in this book connect and build into a story arc creating an exciting chapter book for young readers, providing a glimpse into the mind of a curious canine. But no matter your age, pug fanatics and dog lovers will enjoy the adventures of this enchanting pug who grabs life like a bone and won't let go. The Adventures of Zelda series is available for purchase in ebook and paperback formats. Learn more here - http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

just a little story of how to annoy people