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God Of Cheat by TheWhisperingCat
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He's now the king of the world and everything revolves and spins around him. With one finger he holds up a world. With one foot he prevents meteors from hitting the world. From one breath he blows out the fire burning down the trees. He's the God Of All Trades. He makes pills capable of turning a Mortal into an immortal. He fights demon lords and emperors just because he's bored. When he feels like making a new weapon, he ends up making a holy weapon. Even when he's just planting a garden, he unintentionally make plants that can be consumed to rank up, herbs that can make the highest tier pills, and trees that grows candy that has tons of amounts of energy residing in them. When he raises a baby animal, those animals become the beasts that protects the biggest cities in the world. When he does something, it's always go big or don't go at all. He's a God but not one that had to struggle to get to where he is but rather the opposite. He is a God that cheated to get to where he is. Everyone has to meditate and train all their life just to get stronger but all he has to do is just kill and he gets stronger. He doesn't have to travel around the world in order to find skills, powers, weapons, armors, potions, scrolls, pets, etc. to back up whatever he is going to do. Instead he can just give fake money to a system that others can't see and anything and anyone can be bought. This is the story of a reincarnated man and a overpowered system which gives him the power of a God and that's not just metaphorically but also literally. This is the story of Shen Zuobi, the God Of Cheat... literally. English Shen Zuobi = Chinese God Cheats. Highest Ranking Fantasy: #53 December 9 2017
Reincarnated as an affinity-less hero, the quest to become the strongest! by Warrior21st
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Reiki Ishida is someone who has endured so much throughout his life, with his parents dying, his girlish looks, bullying, and an impossible love for his classmate Sakura Kaneshiro. Everything seems routinary when the class is summoned to another world only to meet a beautiful angel, who immediately falls for Reiki's bully, Seiichi Akiyama. Unknown to him, the beautiful angel would give Reiki's share of powers and stats to Seiichi. This is the story of Reiki, a shunned, affinity-less, skill-less hero who will find his life turned upside down when his dark feelings contained throughout his life bring out the most menacing weapon that not even God can wield. *Ding* [Conditions met, Do you pledge your SOUL to Boukyaku?] Only to die immediately after at the hands of his bully. Who knew he would then meet God himself, mistaking him for a girl, and being reincarnated into this new world once more without any new powers or stats. Except his, now her, new weapon... Boukyaku. What will she do with her new Power? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images used Cover by the amazing @Creaking_Shadow
How to write like a Pirate, Get readers, and other inspirational crap by NathanielWilhelm
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I get asked a lot for advice so I'm going to sum up all of it here. So sit down, shut up, and don't go anywhere because this book will change your life. Or at least it better, otherwise you're probably doing something wrong. I'll cover things like: General Advice on being a better Writer or anything really. Why you aren't getting any reads, and how to get more. Tips, life lessons, and what I learned the hard way. How to be a good reader and why that matters. How to fix basic problems about your story to help it get noticed. Basic advice on Tags, cover, description. I'll talk about things you may not even know you are doing wrong yet. What it means to be a Pirate as a writer and why you should be one too. And I'll update more as needed. Generally, it's a bunch of stuff that's not always obvious or you didn't think about at first. Lessons that I discovered through a long painful process of trial and error. Everything may not be exactly right in everyone's eyes, but nobody's perfect. Be aware, this book may both change your life for the better and unapologetically attack you on a personal level at the same time. Because how can you know what to fix if you didn't know what is broken? You can write. You can be a writer, novice or professional. And maybe you are simply failing in some way because nobody told you what-not-to-do yet. Let me tell you. Let me break you down and build you up so that you can succeed. But I can't help you if you don't let me. So give me that chance and read this from start to finish.
Bloodrush (Scarlet Star Trilogy #1) by BenGalley
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"Magick ain't pretty, it ain't stars and sparkles. Magick is dirty. It's rough. Raw. It's blood and guts and vomit. You hear me?" When Prime Lord Hark is found in a pool of his own blood on the steps of his halls, Tonmerion Hark finds his world not only turned upside down, but inside out. His father's last will and testament forces him west across the Iron Ocean, to the very brink of the Endless Land and all civilisation. They call it Wyoming. This is a story of murder and family. In the dusty frontier town of Fell Falls, there is no silverware, no servants, no plush velvet nor towering spires. Only dust, danger, and the railway. Tonmerion has only one friend to help him escape the torturous heat and unravel his father's murder. A faerie named Rhin. A twelve-inch tall outcast of his own kind. This is a story of blood and magick. But there are darker things at work in Fell Falls, and not just the railwraiths or the savages. Secrets lurk in Tonmerion's bloodline. Secrets that will redefine this young Hark. This is a story of the edge of the world. ---------- You can also now read the second book in the trilogy-Bloodmoon-at: https://www.wattpad.com/story/45459244-bloodmoon-scarlet-star-trilogy-2. The third and final book-Bloodfeud-is also now out and available from www.bengalley.com or all good bookstores.
The Devil's Part Time Worker  by Positivenegativity
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When death is upon you, what would you do? Ask for forgiveness? Hope to see God? Well that's not my life. My hopes got turned upside down.
Stuck In Naruto: Shippuden (Stuck In Naruto sequel) by FanFictionWriter
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Akira (Alison) has been training with the Akatsuki to be stronger... what will happen when she goes back to Konoha? Does she still have feeling for Kiba?
Gunlaw by MarkLawrenceAuthor
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A complete fantasy book. Technically ... a weird western. Gunslingers, hex witches, dogmen, minotaur, trains that run further than you can imagine ... Mikeos Jones is a gunslinger, faster than thinking, part of the gunlaw, a man who can seldom afford the luxury of looking past the end of any given day. Jenna Crossard is a hex-witch, but her ambitions are larger than spells and charms - the need to understand the world consumes her. They say the gunlaw keeps men safe from the endless horror of the sect, but to Jenna it's a cage and she wants out. If that means breaking open the world and killing a few gods ... so be it.
Bride of Alvar (Redemption Saga, Book 1) by SilverReins
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*completed NOW A PUBLISHED NOVEL!* An ancient Cursed bloodline, a world-crossed romance, tyrant kings, a princess with dragon wings, a forbidden love affair, and a sorcerer meant to reign in chaos... this is the Redemption Saga. Bride of Alvar What if your entire life your mother declared you're destined to wed a king from a magical world? Would you believe her? Probably not. I didn't believe her either, until a handsome, other-worldly king showed up to claim me as his bride. Despite my annoying attraction to him, I let the magical king know about a complication: I'm already engaged to somebody else. However, when monsters from Alvar's world kidnap my best friend, I find myself whisked away to his realm marrying him anyway. But marrying a man I barely know and adapting to a fantastical new world is nothing compared to learning just how many dark secrets my new husband hides and that the fates of both my world and Alvar's rest on MY shoulders. For the edited paperback of this book go to this link: https://www.amazon.com/Bride-Alvar-Redemption-Silver-Reins/dp/B08LNJL4LN Best ranking: #1 in Fantasy
Sex and Death in Skeleton City by Jazzua
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]
Deku X Harem by R3D_D1RT
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Before the times of U.A. and school's (except for kinder-garden) all-together, izuku unknowingly starts his harem, only thing is that his harem doesn't truly Begin and evolve till the start of U.A. Will Deku survive the onslaught of the girls and if he does what will he do?!? BNHA and all the Pics, credit and rights belong to their respected creators and owners I only own the story line of this Fan-Fiction If your not 18+ warning some chapters are not suitable for young peoples eyes read at your own digression- you have been warned!!