oWo what's this? A Splatoon meme book?

Read the title. It will tell you everything.

This is a book that has all the times me and my siblings have played with our toys. So be prepared for a very long book.

Book #1 in 'The Half-Blood Apprentice' series. "As if being the 'Chosen One' wasn't hard enough." Anakin didn't know what he was getting himself into when he snuck out one stormy night at Montauk. He intended to help a boy find his friend. But this personal mission soon proves to be much bigger than what the Padawan anticipated. Accused of stealing the 'Helm of Darkness', he is sent on a quest to help his cousin stop a war. Will he succeed? Or will he fail? Disclaimer: Everything pertaining to 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians', 'The Hobbit', 'Lord of the Rings', and the 'Star Wars Prequel Trilogy' respectfully belong to Rick Riordan, J.R.R. Tolkien and George Lucas. This is strictly for entertainment purposes.

Kylo Ren's reign as Supreme Leader is brought to an abrupt end when Snoke suddenly appears alive and fully intact in the main hangar bay of the Finalizer; accompanied by a mysterious woman whom he exclusively refers to as mother. Kylo is only spared because of the new hidden agenda of "mother". She sees certain potential in him. And it isn't long before Snoke agrees. Fifteen days after the Battle of Crait, Kylo finds himself at the single most dangerous point in his life with the scariest of circumstances. For in a moment akin to "Beyond Scared Straight", he makes a most unexpected decision. Hunted by the First Order and the second great enemy of all free peoples, Kylo is in great peril and has nowhere to turn; other than to those who would otherwise be his enemies. Kylo Ren Redemption Fic Warning: Descriptions of trauma sustained by characters throughout the story. Fighting and war are both messy. And what is arguably about as messy as both is treating the wounds of survivors. The scenes where people get hurt, and where the survivors are patched up, are not for the faint of heart. Disclaimer: Everything pertaining to the works of J.R.R Tolkien belongs to MGM Studios or the Tolkien family. Everything pertaining to the new Star Wars movies belongs to the Star Wars Franchise. Anything and everything potentially referencing "The Clone Wars" belongs to the Star Wars Franchise. Everything pertaining to the Legends Continuity also belongs to the Star Wars Franchise. Everything pertaining to The Inheritance Cycle belongs to the author, Christopher James Paolini. This is strictly for entertainment purposes.

The time of the elves has gone, but one Kingdom remains. It is because of the presence of half-bloods amongst the races of men and elves. When the elves of Rivendell and Lothlórien depart for the Undying Lands, they leave half-blood kind to their seemingly inevitable doom. For in their absence, gods will seek power, titans will plot and monsters will rise. But one King refuses to abandon his kin to this fate. One King refuses to let the Olympians have power in the free lands of Middle-Earth. One King will not stand idle when all Tartarus is set loose. He is none other than King Thranduil. And he will remain in Middle-Earth so long as the fiery heart of Western Civilization burns brightly in a world of gods and heroes. Disclaimer: Everything involving PJO and LotR respectively belongs to Rick Riordan and J.R.R. Tolkien. In other words, I don't own anything. This is strictly for entertainment purposes.

Bodhi Rook wakes up after the explosion, only to find that his team is gone. Chirrut Imwê and Baze Malbus are dead, and Jyn and Cassian are no where to be found. This is his life after loss. (Book II in the Rey Skywalker Series)

THE FORGOTTEN JEDI (Based on the theory Rey is Luke's daughter) - THE FIRST ORDER HAS FALLEN. Ben Solo - formerly known as Kylo Ren - has returned back to the light, and defeated Snoke alongside his Jedi Master and uncle, Luke Skywalker, his former stormtrooper, Finn, and his cousin, Rey Skywalker. Together, they will rebuild and rename the Jedi as we know them. Meanwhile... Lyra Andor and her husband Poe Dameron are enjoying their life as newlyweds with their young daughter, Stella Hope Dameron. The galaxy is thought to be at peace. New threats hide around the corner, hoping to once again destroy the galaxy. Lives are lost, old familiar faces return, and unknown identities are soon uncovered. -THIS STORY STARTS THREE YEARS AFTER THE RETURN OF THE SKYWALKERS- - Quick note: I do realize The Last Jedi didn't turn out the way my book series went. However, I love Star Wars and was deeply disappointed with The Last Jedi. Anyone who has a problem with me continuing my stories can politely keep their mouths shut and know that I will never let anything let me stop writing. Also, this is book V in my Rey Skywalker series. I highly recommend you at least read book IV titled The Return of the Skywalkers before you read this. Just so you understand what's going on. Thank you for reading! (Updated whenever I feel like it).

-TAKES PLACE RIGHT AFTER THE FORCE AWAKENS- (Based on the theory that Rey is Luke's daughter) Rey lands on Ahch-To where she finally finds the Last Jedi, Luke Skywalker., and she soon begins her training with Luke as her master. Things don't go as planned, however. Be careful when you meet your heroes - because they aren't always how you'd expect them to be. - COMPLETED - Quick note: I started this story BEFORE The Last Jedi. I know this is not how The Last Jedi turned out, but it's called fanfiction for a reason. So if anyone has a problem with this story, they can kindly keep their mouths shut and leave, because nothing will ever get me to delete this book or stop making the sequel. If you want to complain, I will block you and delete your comments. Thank you for your time.

1st place: Star Wars Fanfiction Awards Luke Skywalker is turning 8 in just a few days on Empire Day. Unfortunately, the Empire has ordered a galaxy-wide census on Empire Day. Instead of heading to the pod races, like his Uncle Owen had promised him, the Lars family heads to Mos Eisley to be counted in the census. Complications ensue when Luke runs in front of a landspeeder. The Emperor's henchman, Darth Vader, is not pleased about the disturbance and takes matters into his own hands. A Fan Reboot story of adventure, reunion, and redemption. 1st place: The Crayon Awards Fanfiction (all fandoms) 2nd place: Royalty Awards Fanfiction (all fandoms) 4th place: The Elimination Awards General Fiction July 2017 5th place for Best Tear Jerker (all genres): Crystal Awards Excerpt: Vader stiffened when he saw her face. He knew her. Beru. Vader knelt down next to her, using his cape to quell the bleeding from the boy's arm. Vader looked at the boy through his red lenses, sensing something he had never felt before. He should know this boy. He felt a connection. Owen broke past the stormtroopers who were now guarding the door to the headquarters, but they detained him before he reached Vader. "Let go of me. That's my son! Let go of me." Owen broke free and ran toward Vader. Vader turned just as Owen reached him, grabbing him with the Force by his neck and lifting Owen above him. Vader recognized him. "You!" Vader yelled. Something within Vader caused him to look back at the boy, and then to both Owen and Beru. There was no way that boy was theirs. There was no similarity. "You lie!"