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ɪᴛᴀᴄʜɪ thought joining the Akatsuki would be hard, but he was willing, as it was a sacrifice he was had to make for Konoha.
He thought he would have to be constantly vigilant, always on guard, and never show any emotions.
This was a terrorist group, after all.
"Sorry, but my hair is better than your's."
"What did you say to me, you snake bitch?"
"Who the fUCk touched my money-"
"Leader-sama!! Tell Tobi to stOp tOUCHING ME!-"
"I DON'T WANT ONIONS IN MY SOUP!!!!"
"B-but it's french onion soup-"
"Who's there?"
"None of your business, fUCK OFF-"
He couldn't have been more wrong.
((crack fic! nothing is serious, read at your own risk))