What day is it? How long have I been here? What year is it? How old am I? Is my family still alive? Why am I here?

request as much as you want! spam me smutt with all your favourite trolls/humans :o)

Sooooo sorry about the late updates guys been really busy this summer and school year. I'll try my best to update as much as possible

Hot spicy succulent lemons

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Ello beautifuls! I'm doing this as a request to a friend who is in love with Karkat! This includes Gamzee Makara, Kurloz Makara, Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Equius Zahhak, Tavros Nitram, Mituna Captor and more!

-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o - never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling - i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints] ~~~ As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots! I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read. ~~~ This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing. I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes. ~~~ (Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name, (H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair, (F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food, (Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address, And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?

Warning!! DEM LEMONS GET SOUR!! But, seriously, I've been wanting to write a fanfic for a while now, but I've been afraid of the feedback. At this point, I don't give a fuck so yeah. Enjoy the Dirty Homestuck~

Will you love Rainbows? Or )(ate them? You decide at t)(e end