Tord has lived in the army base for a couple of years before he wanted to move back to his friends house. But there was a catch Tord never thought about. Tom was still there. Tom and Tord always hated each other and never believed they could ever get along But maybe, They were wrong? NOTE: I do NOT ship the real people. Please don't ship the real Eddsworld crew. (The eddisode "the end" never happened in this story!) Also, I don't like to swear a lot so there's censored swearing in this Edit2: this book is VERY old and very outdated. I'm not saying you can't read this, but keep in mind that it's not that good and the art and writing in this is very old and high key bad. Completed: May 2, 2019

Warnings are on the chapters.

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

People hate seeing tears. Suck it up, people often say when they see them. Why? Because they are afraid of tears? Tears, even though are clear, are often portrayed with the colour blue. Blue is Tom's usual colour. No one likes blue; no one likes Tom. ⚠️ Warning! Depression, self harm, and suicide. If you aren't comfortable with these subject I highly suggest not reading this book. Cover by ShadowCat xxx220 on YouTube.

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com

Uhh,,, I'm,, sweating ok so my bois here make out haha,,, whew it's hot in here,, hahs I love them they r so gay III And They fuse lol

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There lived a kingdom...a kingdom that except gay,Lesbian,straight,cross dressers Etc. In that kingdon lived two kings And they're three sons. The eldest son was matt,he used His good looks to sneak into The enemys castle and killed 300,000 enemies. The second eldest son was tord, He was the strongest of the Knights and has helped through Wars to protect the kingdom. Unfortunately he had lost an Arm and a eye,he hides his eye With a patch and got a mechanical arm. The youngest son was edd,his Kindness has help stop 34 wars And made the enemy are Trade partners. Oh yes how the kings,patrky And paul is very proud of they're Sons.King paul was getting old So he was gonna held a ball to Find they're son's find a king, But if one of the sons find they're Love ones first will be the next King. And this is where the fanfic begins... (Im not like the kinds of fandon that does "OMG TOMSKA MAKE TOMTORD HAPPEN" I want eddsworld to come back...) Book cover:@imreadinggaystuff

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

I don't know what I'm doing Has swearing