Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Introduction : This is a collection of jokes & fun text. Which I have collected & presented before you. If you likes it then let me also know through your votes and comments. All the credit of this book is belongs to those who made this fun text & jokes. So I hereby thanks to them on the behalf of all of us. Guys Enjoy The Journey.. :-) -------- Girl-I fell in love with him at 2nd sight. Friend- Never heard of love at 2nd sight Girl-at 1st sight he was crossing the road & on 2nd sight he got into his Audi.. ;-) ----------- A married man's prayer; Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away. U gave me youth, u took it away. U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding u...... Amen.. ---------- A Very Sexy girl Puts Her FingerS On HOTEL MANAGER'S Lips MANAGER Kisses Each Finger Girl said :Tell ur Boss,There Is No Tissue Paper In Toilet... :-) :-) :-) ---------- Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..?? Wife: What. . .Where. . .?? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "I will kill u if u dont stop calling our children - defective Condoms" ----------- for more jokes & fun start reading now ..

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

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These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

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I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

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