"Lmao ur so ugly I can't even look at your face" HIGHEST RANK IN CRACK: #8

"Your dogs always fucking mine."

"Be my christmas slut, Jungkook- and I'll be your santa." In which Taehyung wanted Jungkook to be his fuck date on christmas eve. "Don't you wanna sit on santas lap and talk about your deepest wishes or should I say about your deepest desire?" -babyjeon and playfultae © 2016

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.

❝ wreaking havoc and living lavish. ❞

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

there can only be one. ··· ➸ #111 in MYSTERY/THRILLER :: 082116 ➸ #129 in FANFICTION :: 110216 ➸ #153 in FANFICTION :: 110116 ➸ #270 in MYSTERY/THRILLER :: 082016 ➸ #312 in FANFICTION :: 101216 ··· © humpbaek a bts fanfiction.

BOOK ii in which jungkook meets taehyung a year later and wants the sleeping arrangements back. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine nov 2016 - feb 2017

in which jungkook makes up excuses just to text his best friends brother, namjoon slow updates