A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Little Sadie never knew the secret behind Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. She always thought the animatronics were the friendliest things she'd met since birth. But then came the bite. The Bite of '87. Little Sadie didn't understand why he did it, why he hurt that poor little girl. Sadie continued to visit Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, until her mother noticed red liquid coming from Freddy's eyes. After that, Sadie's mother never let her visit the animatronics again. On August 14th, 1999, 17 year old Sadie signed up to help Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. She was in charge of cleaning. As soon as the pen touched the contract, her whole life began to change.

What would you do if life were a video game? Set in the year 2022, Sword Art Online (SAO) is a Mass Multiplayer Virtual Online Roleplaying Game (MMVORG), where you put on a helmet, and the surroundings around you evolve into a video game world. Taylor is a small town girl, quiet and shy, who doesn’t interact with her friends in the real life much. Her only means of escape – is Sword Art Online, where she plays as a boy character as a beta-tester. Why? Boys typically play video games more than girls, and Taylor decided that people wouldn’t play much attention to her if she were a guy. But then, things go too far on the public launch of the game. The game creator not only removes Taylor’s mask as a girl, but he also removes the “logout” option, the player’s only means of escape from the real world. Things are real. To Taylor, SAO is exactly like the real world, and she has to learn to face her fears as she makes new friends. But what she fails to realize in time, the most important thing in the game. If your HP dies in SAO, your character dies in the game, thus, ending your life in the real world. And Taylor has to figure out, just how real that is.