Explains it in the title!! Here's a collaboration between me and my two friends cmaguire and ctoms101 (FAN THEM NOW!) and also my other friends (OFF WATTPAD) about what to DO and NOT TO DO for certain topics. There will be ten original points but, YOU can also give us you're advice to the topics by commenting, then if it is... worthy ;) we will add it to the list!! Try to make them as FUNNY as possible! ENJOY!!! Remember these are for comedy purposes and the rules are not to be taken super duper seriously, please and thank you :) _________ Lord - I wrote this like three years ago and I can now tell some of the content within this could be a tad bit wrong... please excuse younger me - as a repeat from above don't take this seriously, I can tell some people are a bit iffy about certain aspects in the text. PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I am back from a 2 year hiatus and am planning on editing / completing the rest of my works. This book will be edited as there are some things I, MYSELF, do not agree with... so yeah! enjoy - updates will be coming shortly :)

This is just a RvB fanfic. Nothing special about it.

"Daddy?" "Daddy Knocky?" "Daddy Knockers?" "Daddy Knockout?" "...Knockout?" Knockout grumbled. He's been called out for too much. It was always "Knockout! Get this!" "Knockout! Get that!" He wanted to relax for at least a minute, but the scolding Starscream and the brute Megatron have been demanding stuff from him ever since he's been a family member to the Decepticons. He wanted to be...bigger than all of them. He wanted to tower over them for once...have control... Well...his wish came true... *** Cover is kept at tumblr. Cover artist: unknown

Amethyst Witwicky is Samuel Witwicky's adoptive sister. Their father agreed to bye their first car. What happens when Amethyst found out her parents aren't her real parents? What happens when she found a black GMC Topkick c4500

In which survival is put through the ultimate test. It is said that the supernatural world was like a thin sheet of glass - for it was far too harmonic; far too fragile for those to wreak havoc upon. Albeit, there was a hybrid that could shatter it with the touch of her finger, with the air of her presence. She was a crack in that glass, threatening to welcome all darkness that crawled from the grim abyss. She didn't ask for this. She didn't ask to be indomitable. She didn't ask to be perfect. And she certainly didn't ask to be hidden for her life sake. But yet she was, being a werewolf-angel, after all. Despite the many odds that are against her, she strives with a strong and unwavering spirit to survive in a world devoid of love. With a secret past, her life remains a true mystery to others. But this was all going to change. Meet Charlotte Taken, and this is her story. (Cover by 17Serenity) (Trailer by niamh1864)

VOLUME 2 HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! Welcome to the magical fact book of all things Disney! In this book you'll read interesting facts about the parks, movies, characters, and if you're lucky, the cartoons as well. Some are interesting, some are funny, and some are maybe even done right frightening! Hope you all enjoy this book! Facts and such contained in this book are found on Pinterest and various other websites.

A new autobot has come to town! An old friend of Optimus has the 'Cons excited too for she has the knowledge of a rare known artifact that could tip the scales during the war: the scarlet gem, which gives the wearer self regenerative abilities (meaning whatever wound they get will be healed on the spot). and now, Megatron wants it!!!

(AU) No one was ready for this. Even the one's who prepped for it weren't ready. So imagine my surprise when one day everything is going great and the next I'm fighting for my life and meeting giant alien robots that have apparently roaming Earth for the past couple years. I mean seriously? How could no one notice giant robots walking around? Oh yeah, cause they turn into cars. Now imagine my surprise when I found out the guy I thought cute and started falling for was one of those robots. Not to mention when I found out what caused the apocalypse… Carmen's life couldn't get any better. She had two parents that loved her and would die for her. Her parents got her anything she wanted (which wasn't much) and her father taught her how to hunt and survive when he was home. When he wasn't home, he was away at a job as a soldier for an organization he wasn't allowed to talk about. Not that she minded. Of course her life turned upside down as a plague was spread that caused the dead to come back. No one was prepared for it and now with the help of her family and new strange friends, she has to survive and find a cure. If there even is a cure... ((UNDER REWRITE!!!)) A/N: Edit: Took out the prologue. This story also WILL NOT go along with the movies. The first one happened, but that is it. As far as the second and third, Sam found the Allspark sliver and that was it. In this story, the Allspark sliver was used to revive Jazz. That is the only thing related to ROTF and DOTM. Rated PG-13 for blood, entrails (lots of both. It's a zombie story. What do you expect?), and language along with some crude sexual humor. (Can't have a Sideswipe without the crude humor.) Eventual OCxSideswipe and so I don't have to say this in ever chapter: !!! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT MY OC(s)!!!

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

Blade, A young girl who is in over her head, gets even more interesting. Her father, a horrible man who abuses her, is getting worse and worse. She doesn't know what to do, and no one is on her side. Everyone thinks that her father's such a good man, when in reality he's one of the worst fathers on the planet. Even his sister, Korey Cooper, thinks everything's alright. But then, just before her life makes a turn for the worst, Blade finds a couple people who are actually on her side. And that's the Cooper family. John, Korey, and their two kids, Xavier and Alex. But then, right when everything starts to make sense again, Blade has to go back to school. A whole new high school, and she doesn't know what to do there, either. All Blade wants to do with this high school, is to just start over and not start or get into anything... But... Her luck has the tendency to prove her wrong... What problems will Blade face? Can she really do this on her own? What's such a big deal about high school? What kind of advice will John give Blade? And will it really help her? It's up to you to find out... ~ShadowLB~