Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

'Everybody has secrets, but just how far are you willing to go to keep them.' Alex is your basic not-so-basic 17 year old; whitty and sarcastic with straight A's and a semi-normal life. Hiding behind snarky comments and falsetto smiles, she's content with the way people percieve her; happy and cute. Nobody knows that underneath all the layers is just a broken girl longing to be loved. Now meet Parker Evans. To the untrained eye you would assume a stereotypical, egotistical jock. Popular, killer parties, player to the end and hotter than hell. But why is he the only one who realises that lexa needs help But how can he fix lexa when he cant even fix himself? Join these to on a journey to self-discovery and a highway to self-acceptance. A story full of cute moments, sarcastic comments and lots of innuendos A/N Heyo! Yes, I am a potato :) This is going to be written in 1st person simply because I want it to be. I'll try to post every Sunday but no promises. Hope you enjoy! ~Donuts out