"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up." In which Jimin accidentally texts the wrong number. -- T/W: strong language and lots of fluff

[sequel to blocked] the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected.

» [completed] « there's a silly belief that if you set your crush's photo for fourteen days, on the fifteenth day, you'll end up with him or her. [sloppily written | no editing made] © fuckedbyoongi

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

Jimout: the gayest of all the gays has risen Jimout: the meme god is here Jimout: I demand 2 ice cream cones and one of those swirly lollipops from the mall Yoongs: you're a god now? Jimout: not just any god Jimout: the meme god Jimout: aka ur beautiful boyfriend Jimout: worship me Yoongs: ur worshipped Jimout: YEET ----------- In which Jimin has bumped up from meme king to meme god and Yoongi still doesn't know how Jimin slide into his dms but he's not mad about it. Sequel to Meme King

ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ɪᴅᴏʟ, ᴊᴇᴏɴ ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ, ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴇxᴛs ʜɪs ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴀɴ, ᴍɪɴ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ, ᴏɴ ᴋɪᴋ | sᴏᴍᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs - sᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ | ᴇᴅɪᴛɪɴɢ sᴏᴏɴ

in which Namjoon is a noisy neighbour - /Short chapters/

"sugar, stay right there for a sec..." "are you really taking a fucking nap on me, namjoon?" [ book being rewritten; slow updates.]

"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."