Let's Get Things Straight | JiKook

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

Cat Puns // YoonMin

"How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up." In which Jimin accidentally texts the wrong number. -- T/W: strong language and lots of fluff

disconnected | yoonmin

[sequel to blocked] the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected.

fourteen days » yoonkook [ #Wattys2017 ]

» [completed] « there's a silly belief that if you set your crush's photo for fourteen days, on the fifteenth day, you'll end up with him or her. [sloppily written | no editing made] © fuckedbyoongi

Ugliest Professor [NamJin]

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

Meme God {Yoonmin} ^Sequel^

Jimout: the gayest of all the gays has risen Jimout: the meme god is here Jimout: I demand 2 ice cream cones and one of those swirly lollipops from the mall Yoongs: you're a god now? Jimout: not just any god Jimout: the meme god Jimout: aka ur beautiful boyfriend Jimout: worship me Yoongs: ur worshipped Jimou...

KIK ME | YOONKOOK

ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ɪᴅᴏʟ, ᴊᴇᴏɴ ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ, ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴇxᴛs ʜɪs ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴀɴ, ᴍɪɴ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ, ᴏɴ ᴋɪᴋ | sᴏᴍᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs - sᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ | ᴇᴅɪᴛɪɴɢ sᴏᴏɴ

noise; namjin

in which Namjoon is a noisy neighbour - /Short chapters/

naps || namgi

"sugar, stay right there for a sec..." "are you really taking a fucking nap on me, namjoon?" [ book being rewritten; slow updates.]

Flower Boy | YoonSeok

"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."

SOPE | Synced

"I DID NOT DESCRIBE A PRICK AS MY PARTNER, AND ESPECIALLY NOT A GUY!" Hoseok yelled, standing up. "I DIDN'T DESCRIBE A HAPPY FREAK!" Yoongi yelled getting up as well, "This is a mistake!" Jung Hoseok never hurt anybody, and he never asked to be synced to someone who is his polar opposite. Same goes for Min Yoongi, the...

9:16 PM ↦ yoonmin

"it was me the whole time!" jimin cried. "wh-what?" yoongi asked in shock. "it was me," he cries, showing the necklace and tattoo so similar to his, "the whole fucking time." it all clicked. the matching necklaces and tattoos, the way jimin looks at yoongi, the mysterious photos taken, jimin knowing yoongi's favorit...

daycare | minjoon

in which namjoon offers to pick up his nieces everyday to see their cute daycare teacher ©jooniku 2018 :: kat

The 100-Day love challenge | yoonmin

For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him. Let's get this shit started.

fake smiles ◦myg, jhs

"He's not always like that y'know. He can be mad, sad, ect. You can't be happy all the time. I can assure you that. He has feelings. I don't like seeing that fake smile. I really don't." includes: vkook and namjin ғᴀᴋᴇ sᴍɪʟᴇs. ᴊʜs,ᴍʏɢ sɪɴᴍɪɴs sᴛᴀʀᴛ|2/•/17 ᴇɴᴅ|6/27/18

BABY BOY || YOONMIN✔️

Just two friends with benefits~ A n g s t F l u f f L o t s o f S m u t Ranked #1 in #yoonmin ✔️ Ranked #1 in #yoongi ✔️ COVER BY @yoonienetflix <3

Symphony of Beauty | m.yg + p.jm

The story of our love is almost like a lovely spring melody dancing around the keys of white and black. Except more beautiful. [yoonmin] highest rank: #101 on 10 February 2018 JUNE 2017 NO TRANSLATIONS ALLOWED

Photoallergy •Yoonmin•

In which a pale boy has an allergy to light and needs a home with a bunch of curtains. And another boy welcomes him with open arms into his own home. Start: 4/14/16 End: 5/2/2016

HAIR // myg x jjk

"why the fuck is my hair color pink?" - if you dye your hair, your soulmate's hair color changes too. in which yoongi frequently changes his hair color, and jungkook gets in trouble for that. [YoonKook Soulmate Series 1] © yeochin_

midnight messages // myg + jhs

it's midnight and that's why I'm messaging you.

Mute || yoonmin

" I wish I could hear you say I love you... but actions can speak louder than words. " ____________________ A story of how an infamous, rebellious Yoongi fell for a quiet and shy speech impaired Jimin. ____________________ Contains very strong language and smut. ____________________ Highest Ranking: #3 "yoongixjimin":...

blocked | yoonmin

when yoongi can't help but fall for the fanboy who is constantly blocking him.

Cannibal II Yoonmin

"So are you a zombie or something?" "No, I just really like the taste of humans." *** Yoonmin and other ships. Portuguese translation: @zincostan Spanish translation: @CreepyGirl02 German translation: @Nayoko212 French translation: @aKAOxz and @Dooly_94 Italian translati...

parasitism #namjin

seokjin is tired of everyone treating him like shit but namjoon can't let him go. © ceoseungri · 2015

Kumamon | yoonmin

Yoongi just wants to talk to Kumamon when he goes home from work. And, he does. JULY 2017 HIGHEST RANK; #102 in Fanfiction - December 8, 2017

online || J.hs+M.yg||

in which two people meet online started: 6/25/17 finished: 7/19/17

Soap | Sope ✓

❝ I'm not afraid of it anymore. ❞ In which Jung Hoseok's shower breaks so he needs to use his neighbor's, Min Yoongi. Highest Rank: #80 in Fanfiction ©blurryseok | 2018 ↳ COMPLETED.

Mask || Namjin [rewriting]

A lot happened behind closed doors, including Jin and Namjoon's one night stand. «» Started: 071316 End: ???? ©Hoe-bi 2016

online｡ yoonmin

☾in which an orange haired boy falls in love with his mint haired friend.☽ © whaelien 2016 #103 in fanfiction-06.19.16 started-05.14.16 completed-06.26.16

6:47 AM ⇒ yoonmin

"i'm yoongi." "and i'm reading." - book 1 of the day and night duology. - edited: 2 december, 2018 - completed: 26 april, 2017 - in which two boys meet every morning at 6:47 am for the morning train to take them to work.