Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016

Olga a 22 year old man that thrives on his own. He doesn't trust anybody except his love which roams around the streets at the mids at night swallowing humans whole off of the road. This love has no idea that Olga is real, till she sets out an adventurous quest to find this love. This love, is an ogre. Or later be called, Shrek.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Get dick slapped bitch.

I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.