'Listen, this doesn't happen often, but as of right now, I owe you one. Call this number (XXX-XXX-XXXX) if you ever need any help, and I'll be there in only a few minutes. Don't waste this on something stupid like, "whats your name," or "how old are you," because if you do I swear to whatever god you believe in, I'll make sure your death is slow and painful....."