"Hey, Jose." I said. "Don't call me that." He responded. "OK hi Frimzy." "Close but not quite." "OK daddy."

This is what i do when i am bored

Short story. Olivia & Elliot LAW AND ORDER SVU - hi! i made the concept a long ass time ago. i just get on here to laugh at the comments. (:

Desperate to keep everyone off her back about her love life, Sydney Michaels goes to extreme measures to prove to the people around that she's capable of having a happy ever after.