Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

liz's discovery of the best shopping channel on tv

the story of how a young boy named calum learned how a mathematical mistake can earn himself a yelling at by liz

in which liz is boss and dominates luke.

how can a grown woman make a 19 year old drummer fall in love with her? be liz hemmings.

in which liz experiences the joys of being shipped

in which michael provokes liz and then learns a very valuable lesson, but is ultimately left alone.

no mom is as cool as liz hemmingsway(that bootay)

in which liz takes control of the situation and completely rocks it.

in which liz jams out to atl and experiences the sadness of losing some of the world's flies