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Fᴏʀ Hɪꜱ Sᴀᴋᴇ | ✔ by lily97000
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Emily Willows longs for passion, but only with the man of her dreams: the brilliant and dashing Edward Jones. If only her oblivious, dreaming neighbour can stop with all his gentlemanly-ness and just pin her into the nearest solid obstacle available. And then, perhaps encircle her whimpering body into the solid rippling confines of his warmth to show her the greatest pleasure of being alive and breathing, and moaning beneath his- But no, he would not. He could not-he would not even want to. As they've been best friends for, well- ever. And life as Emily knows was already over when the fates showed her the blandest stars in the already sinking cargo of her unrequited love life- by producing the gorgeous product of her gender, as opposed to her own mediocre Tomboy self, the one who'd bring shame to even the finest cream of their species. Lara Williams. It was hard to pretend not to predict what happened after she crossed paths with Edward and yet even harder to pretend that the man of hot blood, desires and virility such as him would not succumb to her charms, and even go as far as to fall in love with her. While it was no secret Emily would rather run away than to stay by Edward's side as a supportive friend as he sees her to be, or rather expects her to be, it becomes extremely challenging for her when he provides her to bear the responsibility of their friendship by asking her the biggest favour he could ever ask. The one favour she was sure no friend would ever ask their own. The one she was sure to lose herself to. The one she knew she shouldn't say yes to. But it would indeed be the one to make her crazy all the way. Oh, dammit, all to hell. __ [ 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ] ➵𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 "𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞" 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗, 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐇
entwined by agatharoza
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"Entwined" is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and the Wattpad Books Edition upon purchase. On her eighteenth birthday, Avery Montgomery will discover who the Greek gods have chosen as her soulmate. But what if it's not the boy she's fallen in love with? ***** Seventeen-year-old Avery Montgomery doesn't want a soulmate, but she doesn't get a choice. As a descendant of a minor Greek goddess, it's her destiny to meet her other half after her eighteenth birthday and hear his thoughts inside her head -- just as it's the destiny of everyone else like her, born as part of an Ancient Greek race known as the Hellenicus. But Avery has never had a romantic bone in her body, and while there's a chance her soulmate might be Carlos, her dreamy new crush, or Adrian, her long-time childhood crush, there's also a chance...no, her soulmate couldn't possibly be her best friend's annoying older brother Vladimir. Right? Content/Trigger Warning: self-harm, violence against children [[People Choice Awards 2019 Winner for Best Teen Fiction]] [[The Wattys 2018, Longlist]]
Cooking With The QB ✔️  by jade_writesalot
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"You mean your entire college career depends on me?" Axel laughs, his eyes twinkling. "Maybe..." I grumble, keeping my eyes on the floor. "Oh, this is gonna be fun." ••••• In the college of UCLA, there's one man who runs the show. Axel McSmith, the star quarter back of the football team. With girls constantly dropping at his feet and his twinkling blue eyes, Skylar Black is not looking forward to the next three months. Due to her volunteer hours not adding up, Skylar has to be taught by Axel how to cook or else she doesn't graduate. It's a nightmare to end all nightmares. But why should she be scared? It's only her whole future relying on the reckless QB... ••••• #1 Chicklit #1 Teen fiction #3 Romance
The Girl in the Hoodie by SarcasticallyWitty
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{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }
Gang Leaders Claim by auciana
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Salty tears burn my eyes as I sink to the floor, my whole world has crashed down on my shoulders and I don't know if I can take it. With my palms sweaty and heart racing, I look up into his eyes and choke out "How are you out of french fries?!" - Grace Foster is sarcastic, funny, crazy, quirky and has the oddest personality. James Radke, biggest gang leader in the country trying to find his sister that went missing when he turned 16. Two separate personalities cross paths, with skittle fights, pink sparkly camera photoshoots, Brittney Spears impressions, and maybe a bit love? Things might just turn out to be the unexpected. -this is not a werewolf story- "this is the best book i have ever read, and i haven't even read it yet!" -thecerealbox "i am the biggest fan of this book, i have reread this book 100 times and it wasn't even finished yet." -Smannai GLC on episode interactive app coming soon 2017© all rights reserved #teenfiction #romance #humour scored #3 and #6 on funny out of 25.5k stories #57 on humor out of 31.2k stories
The Indian Girl (Editing) by shritha98
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Imagine an american high school. You can see all the typical things; the jocks, the cheerleaders, the geeks, the nerds and what not. Now imagine a girl, Indian to be specific. She's the type of girl who is worthy of ishq, not flirting. Her dramatics put the best of Bollywood to shame. She has a voice like that of the nightingales and dance moves that would kill the confidence of professionals. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but you get the image, right? Now imagine her in the typical american school. Join this too-Indian-to-be-Indian girl on her journey from India to the USA, and her life from then on. Warning - many typos. Thank you
From Miss Geek to Miss Popular (Editing) by KittyStarrReaper
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//GOING THROUGH MAJOR CONSTRUCTION\\ Mirabelle's your average shy yet smart geek who likes to keep to herself until her friend Delilah steps in. Unlike Mirabelle, Delilah's one of the popular kids and loves to party. After she finds out that Mirabelle gets bullied everyday based on her looks, she decides to give her a huge makeover and shows her what it's like to be on top. #387 in Teen Fiction (9/10/16) #213 in Humor (5/10/18) **VERY CLICHE. It's a very old story, read at your own suspense.**
Ultimate Tomboy [old version] by rhi_thephantom
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[new edited version being posted 7th june 2019] https://www.wattpad.com/story/112293590-ultimate-tomboy Harper Storm is fifteen years old and loves to play sport. She is your average girl, well tomboy, and when school becomes hard for her not fitting in with the other girls, her dad sends her to a boarding school. There she will be able to play all the sports she wants and have fun. But the thing is, it's an all-boys boarding school. Harper is firstly shocked that her dad would suggest going there but thinks it over as no other girl school would want her. Though she knows she is going to be teased being at the school, the only thing on her mind is to show the boys she is capable of living there as she is the Ultimate Tomboy. #1 Tomboy 10-10-19 #1 Boarding School 13/3/19 #4 Tomboy 2/3/19 #2 Tomboy 14/12/18 #2 Skateboard 15/8/18 #3 Action 23/9/15 #4 Action 20/10/16 cover made by me
Baking With Boys |✔ by AanchalBudhiraja
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Now available as Audiobook on Audible India. Spring. It's the season to love, share, and find happiness. But for Tyler? Not really. To her, it's just another long boring holiday season going back home. Spending her spring break lazing around the home, doing homework, getting up to date with all her favorite TV shows, and baking endless amounts of cakes. What she didn't expect is for her mother to rent out their house for the break. And to none other than her school's swimming team. Suddenly Tyler finds herself surrounded by four, hot and gorgeous, forever half-naked guys and she can't help but think that this year her spring break would suck. Or not. And with her mother in full-on match-making mode, something is bound to happen. [Highest Rank: #1 in Humor] [Wordcount: 150,000-200,000 words]
3 Stepbrothers by Animallover55
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PUBLISHED ON AMAZON --GET PHYSICAL COPY OR EBOOK ALSO AVAILABLE ON BARNES & NOBLE www.sofiaqholand.com Merchandise also available Tori lived with her dad and little sister. She never expected to have a stepmother, much less a stepbrother. But whats worse is not only one stepbrother, not two either. No three stepbrothers. But it gets worse, the three boys just happen to be the three triplet sport stars of the school. The same three boys that have gone out with nearly all those girls that wear short short skirts. The same three boys that are known as 'The Parris Sport Brothers.' What happens when the four are mixed together and agree not to tell anyone that there brothers? What happens when the four are forced to get to know each other? What happens when they have to learn to live with each other? After all its just one year right. All of them heading to college next year. Just one year right? One hectic year of broken hearts, sibling feuds and bonding, of out of nowhere events. Read the book to find out what happens to Tori. Started 2013 Completed 2017 Published 2020