BOOK 1 IN OUAT CRACK SERIES! This book is a series of Once Upon a Time Memes, Sayings and Texts Laugh till you can't breathe or even shed a tear Rated PG, Incase of language Highest Ranking Received: #176 in Random (Thanks so much guys!!) (Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the memes)

Mars Kensington has nowhere to go. Forced to attend weekly confessions for being lesbian, she had it with her parents and decided to leave the house. Lost and confused, she was approached by two mysterious women who offered her a once in a lifetime chance to attend Lesbian Academy.

Recently, YouTube has decided to only let the best of the YouTubers benefit from monetization. In order for these YouTubers to be able to use monetization, they have to go through four years at YouTube University, a new campus in Silicon Valley where the talented are taught by different people from around the world everyday to provide subscribers with the best entertainment. The rules are: -If you get kicked out, you lose your job as a YouTuber -Survive. The story is told from the POV of Demi Black, a new YouTuber, trying to make it through to become a full-time YouTuber. She will make friends along the way, and sure a couple people will get on her badside, but this isn't all about her, this is about many YouTubers, all trying to obtain the same goal.

"Just wondering, Shoemaker. Are you going to tell your parents? Or should I?" When I was little, I was terribly afraid of heights. One day, in a bleak attempt to rid me of this, my father climbed onto the roof of our one story house with me on his back. I may have been hyperventilating, but otherwise I was doing well- until my foot slid across the shingles. It was only a foot or two that I moved, but my heart stopped. Right now, I feel like I've slid ten feet down the roof of my house on a bitterly cold day. "Because, last I remember, aren't they kind of conservative?" he continues. August is a 16-year-old closeted bisexual girl. When a girl moves in next door, her calm life is slightly shaken, and then turned upside down. Because she isn't just any girl next door: Emily is a gorgeous, red-haired, baseball-playing, fully out-and-proud lesbian. When the two girls grow close, things begin to change in their small town. ***Cover made by Emmy07*** (FICTION) (ROMANCE) (HUMOR) (GIRLxGIRL) (GIRLxBOY) (C) 2012 S.W. Stromberg. All Rights Reserved.

Alex Woods has just received her first assignment to protect the famous musician, Tegan Quin. Will she find out that her job is too much to handle? Will she choose love over her job?