Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Als er erst neun Jahre alt war, hat der Junge Kai zum ersten Mal einen der gefährlichen Vampire gesehen. Wer hätte gedacht, dass es sich sieben Jahre später ähnlich abspielen würde? Nur soll es dieses Mal nicht nur bei einem Aufeinandertreffen bleiben...
"We can't do this." I whisper as our lips re-connect, a tingling fire surging through my body as his hands ravage unexplored lands; my innocence dissipating away with every peck he trails down my neck. "I know we can't. That's why it's so exciting." He replies through kisses. His effortless charm intoxicates me;...