satans_apprentice666
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Melinda didn't believe in vampires.
Until she walked into a house full of them, smelled too fucking good, and had one on her neck in under an hour.
Now she's blood-bound to a feral boy named Sam who moans every time she bites him.
Her ADHD is off the charts. Her fries are soaked in blood. And every time she opens her mouth, someone in the room screams.
She doesn't just survive the vampire world-
She owns it.
Unfiltered. Unholy. Unfuckwithable.
This is Melinda's story.
And she's not done until every vampire in this house regrets underestimating her.
⚠️ Blood, bonding, biting, chaos, soulmates, pegging jokes, and more blood, and smut⚠️
You've been warned.
This book is pure unhinged chaos, blood, soulmates, pegging jokes, and fries.
If you're here for a soft vampire boy getting emotionally wrecked by his bloodbound ADHD girlfriend-
You're welcome.
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🩸 Respectfully,
The Queen of Chaos
- satan's apprentice 666