Le funnie shit
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Troublemakers by crescentmon
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"H-hey.. You know..." Work brain, work. "What?" he hisses. "Um... I-I think I need my inhaler. It's in the bag," great, nice move. But my hope shatters into pieces when he rummages through my bag instead. "Where the heck did you put it," he asks, or maybe states as he isn't looking at me. "NO. Just give me my freakin' bag. Fast!" I try one last time. And lucky enough, he gives up. He brings the bag to me hastily. I redeem it, throw it back on the 'other side' along with myself. I run for my life. I hear whistles and of course, rainbow of curses, on the other side of the world. Well, I guess I'll just have to return to plan A. ~~~
The Love Hotline [ ✓ ] by hcrondale
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❝Hey. I think I need some advice. I fucked up big time.❞ ❝What did you do?❞ ❝I asked a girl out on a date.❞ ❝How did you mess up then?❞ ❝I think I like her.❞ a story about a girl who gives love advice via text message and the boy who needs it. [ extended summary inside ; dialogue book ] gorgeous cover by @_grimm #1 in shortstory; 28th Jul. 2020 Warnings: mild swearing and some really cringe moments
A Black Picket Fence by wordsof_anarchy
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" THIEF! " " TRASH! " " HANG HER! " All this for me ? Wow. How kind. "Please. Just give me a chance to explain. I'm 99.9% positive we could work it out." I yelled , backing up as the mob of people edged closer. " SNAP HER NECK SHERIFF! Okay... Maybe 98.99% . This is the 50's baby and these two star crossed lovers are stuck in it. Nova, the fast talking, sharp tongued African American girl finds herself for the first time, with no control. Thomas, the white, well meaning, living epitome of trouble makes a decision that lasts a lifetime. One choice changes everything. Two colors threaten to destroy it all. Is it love or is it just a shade of something less?
Forgiving Bill (MaBill) by emilyannabo
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Mabel is having a new feeling for the person she thought she hates the most...
The Demon's Girlfriend (MaBill) by emilyannabo
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16 year old Mabel and Dipper Pines enroll in Gravity Falls high school and when Mabel bumps into a familiar face, her life turns around.
Candy Coated by wriitingstuff
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"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true. My name is Aidan. How can I help you today?" "You sound annoyingly cheerful today." "It's all 'part of the job." "Cool beans." "So, how can I help you?" "I have a complaint about my ice cream." "I'm sorry. What happened to your order?" "It was cold." "..." #885 in short story [completed 12/17/16] [Cover made using photo found on the internet. Original photo doesn't belong to me-all rights go to its original creator]
Unknown Sender by abstractredd
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"who are you?" "it doesn't matter." "uh, it kinda does." "all you need to know is I'm a guy that's your age and goes to your school." "thanks, that narrows it down to about two hundred people."
Hotline Launder | ✔ by taledust
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"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved
phoneo and juliet [ a dialogue story ] by callmegauche
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"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling." "No problemo, love ya." "Love you too." "..." "..." "Did you just --" "Don't expect any discount on your pizza just because I expressed my undying love for you." // idea from tumblr \\ //and yes This is cliche\\
Talks by altlantic
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Conversations between Daisy and Cody. (spin off to Texts) [COMPLETED] -you don't have to read Texts first to understand this book but there are some spoilers in here for Texts- --- feel free to pm me if you'd like to translate this book!