petekey oneshots
petekey oneshots :^) thank you for choosing to read this, sorry if it sucks lmao
Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogu...
|DISCONTINUED| Working at a comic book store was supposed to be easy. So what the hell was this little punk doing here making things so much harder?
"I am fabulous. I am the most fabulous person in this room," Brendon laughed, running his fingers through his hair. Pete shot up in his chair, and glared threateningly at him. "Excuse me?" he gasped, walking over to Brendon. "I believe I am the most fabulous person in this room." Andy just sat next to Joe, whispering...
Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicke...
Pete is put in charge of the family business when his father becomes ill. He runs a tight ship but only because it was his father's wish. What he really wants is the FBI agent who practically fell into his lap.
There's nothing more dangerous than a demon and an angel falling in love with each other.
Literally the most fucked up cracks I could make up. Ryan likes booty. Kay. Cool.