"excuse me, but i found that milk first." -in which two strangers fight for the last remaining carton of banana milk. book one of bts series completed date started: 18/12/15 date finished: 08/02/16 lowercase intended

ᴀʟʟ ᴊɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ, ʜɪs ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴀʙᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ʀᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴀᴅ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜʜɪ. ᴊɪɴ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜɢ ʜɪᴍ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ's ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴊɪɴ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ's ʟɪᴘs ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴊɪɴ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴀᴡ ᴀs ʜɪs ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ sᴏ ᴍᴠᴜʜ. "ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ-ᴀʜ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ" "sᴏʀʀʏ ʜʏᴜɴɢ, ɪs ɪᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ? ɪ'ᴍ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʙᴜsʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ" "ʜᴍᴍ... ɴᴏ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ... ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ-" "ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ" "ᴀᴍ ɪ ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ" "ʜʏᴜɴɢ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ssᴀʏɪɴɢ" "ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ... ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ɪᴛ" "ʟɪɢʜᴛ" "ʜᴜʜ?" "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪɴᴇs ᴍʏ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss, ᴍʏ ғɪʀᴇғʟʏ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɢʜᴛ, ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴍᴇ ᴇsᴄᴀᴘᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀs ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ʜ

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

in which a candy store, or someone's urge for a lollipop causes two individuals to meet for the first time. ©Arachniem plagiarism is a crime. (a fetus fic).

a story of a girl named Lucy and a boy named Namjoon who met because of a typo in a skype name

in which Namjoon is a noisy neighbour - /Short chapters/

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]