Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Three magic beans, one dumb bitch and an adventure of a lifetime. - Trying to save her family from starvation, Sharkeisha exchanges her sickly mother's last packet of tylenol for 3 magic marijuana beans, not knowing that they are actually a portal to another mythical realm of giants, goblins and fairyfolk. Join Sharkeisha as she struggles to defeat the giant who terrorises the innocent civilians of cumberbitchland and claim back her right to the throne, with the help of the frustraningly handsome Prince Harry Edward the III and a tavern wench named Cardi B. Parody of Jack and The Beanstalk

❝SHE WAS THE FLOWER GODDESS AND HE WAS SUN GOD.❞ [narutoxoc]

→ 𝐀𝐔✨ how long will it take this heartbreak boy to realise that the girl he's been searching for has been by his side all along? [𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐓] → written from oct. 2014 to jun. 2015

Revenge of the Sluts is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Eden Jeong, a high school journalist, is assigned the story of a lifetime after an email containing nude photographs of female students is sent to her entire school. ***** No one ever said high school was easy, and that couldn't be more true for journalist Eden Jeong. Upon the release of a mass email containing elicit photos of the female students of St. Joseph's High School, Eden must track down the email's mysterious origin. However, the task proves more difficult than expected as she's forced to navigate the dueling forces of the school administration, as well as the school's new vigilante group: The Slut Squad. Watty Award Winner 2018 | Wattpad Featured Story