Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

About a girl reading her letters from a boy that was once hers. This is your open letter, this is something to remember.

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live." -Norman Cousins -------------------------------------------------------------- I woke up today and I looked into the mirror and this face stared back at me. But it wasn't my face. It was a stranger's face. -------------------------------------------------------------- Read through once as if you were reading a love letter. Read through again as if you were reading a suicide note. Emotions are complicated and words don't always mean what you think they mean. Open your mind and your heart and you will see the truth in this statement.

Cover by @justablip Spinoff to "Love Has No Labels" Cassie Phillips is a troubled junior at Forest Hills High School, who's been bullied, pushed, kicked on, and shoved since freshman year. She's clearly hurting, and her torment has affected her life, schoolwork, and family. Ironically, she has yet to say anything to anyone about her misery. Drew Fernandez is the new student at Forest Hills High from Brooklyn, escaping a troubled past himself. His brazen, rebel attitude along with his shoulder tattoo has attracted all the girls alike. But much to their dismay, it's Cassie that attracts him. Eventually, they meet and grow into a close friendship, which makes the bullying worse for Cassie, one of the reasons being that she is biracial with African-American and White ancestry while Drew is white Hispanic. As Cassie reaches her breaking point, can Drew save her before it's too late?

In which Emerson's blind date turns out to be...a blind date. Winner of Popular Choice Awards in The Wattpad Campus Superwriters Program. Published: 3 May 2018 Cover by @Karran

After Whitney flees from her producer step-mother's house, she's determined to live her own life. That means she needs a job and to stay far away from the public's eye. Fate seems to have different plans though, and she finds herself working for an up-and-coming seven member band headed straight for stardom. Now, she needs to find a way to fulfill her responsibilities and navigate the drama backstage while hiding from the spotlight as much as possible. (Also, she gets anxiety attacks when she's in big crowds so... possible trigger warning.)

Mature due to: mental health struggles, grief, illness. Alex Lidden; a twenty-one year old bug and bird fanatic in modern day London. He has everything he needs; three best friends, two loving parents, and one sloppy (but lovable) dog. He is not happy. It's been six months since Bailey; plenty of time to heal. But maybe it takes longer to fix what's broken on the inside. (previously "Ghost Of You") Cover: @Vex_Hellfire

Shortly after the death of his best friend Bob, Paul René is surprised by a visit from a mysterious woman he has never met before. This woman tells him who he really is and reveals his true identity. She claims to know everything about Paul and offers to help him find the assassin who killed his friend. But is it true...does she know everything? To discover it, Paul embarks on a series of adventures and meets friends and enemies who help him in his quest to find Bob's killer. Who is the savage assassin who murdered a poor innocent without using a weapon? Are there links to the dark and terrible secrets Paul's family has been hiding for generations? Thanks @scmimi for this beautiful cover! #TheDivineAwards2020 #projectdivine #thewildflowerawards #slinkawards2020

[Ongoing] Every three years the Council chooses a new set of Guardians. Each one of them have protected us and risked a lot in doing so, but I was chosen to destroy everything. - Alyssa is chosen to partake in the training that determines the new set of Guardians. Her mother sees this as a chance to gather information concerning the Council, and makes Alyssa her spy. Alyssa is focused on doing as she has been instructed, but discovers a lot more than she bargained for. **************** Achievements: 2nd place in Action/ Adventure in the Golden Gems Yearly Awards. Cover made by yours truly. Started: 13th August, 2020 Finished:

Having lived as a small citizen of the Republic of Korea, I was somehow reborn as a supporting character in a historical novel as the wife of the villain, Charles Diago, who fell for the heroine and died after committing all kinds of evil deeds! My husband, who loved the heroine and tried to woo her till the day he died, became my death flag when he died and took me with him. The second act of life that I've gained again, it's so precious. I'd like to avoid that shitty death so I'd like to get a divorce first. "No divorce." "...What? What is-" It's not right. "What?" "No divorce." The chilly man picked up the wine glass gracefully. "Don't even dream." "......." "No." What's wrong with this guy? So are you asking me to watch you throw yourself at the love of your life? And then we die together? "You told me to tell you whenever I wanted something, didn't you?" "Not now." What are you saying? I am asking now. "A handsome and capable husband like me is not common." What the fuck? Now you're appealing for yourself? "It's okay. I'm tired of getting married- No, I'm not going to date a guy." So please divorce me! Divorce!! . . . . Note: tired. Don't repost. 1. Not 100% accurate so take it a grain of salt. 2. Updates will be slower than a sloth. 3. Please do not share this story elsewhere or add it to any other sites directories because it will disappear and I'm not reposting for a 3rd time. 4. Thanks for reading~