louis tomlinson is a well known man. not from his incredible good looks - but more from his precise point of view of being a fanboy. so, he is willing to share his understandings and tips that'll make you wish you were him. [or not... probably not] [this is a side book from my fanfiction "Fanboys."] [tbh, I dekw I'm doing this] [lower case intended] © fabwhoran All rights reserved.

Being a male midwife is hard. Being a socially-awkward, guy-seeking, daydreaming, anxiety-carrying, always-talking-to-ones-self, cute-arse-man with an insane family, is Louis. Though as soon as Doctor Harry - a.k.a the object of desire is new at the hospital - Louis begins to think his life just got a little better. [Que. theme song] © All Rights Reserved; fabwhoran

*Sequel to Niall Horan Is My Guitar Teacher?!?* *COMPLETED* Some say people change. Some say that it is just from growing up. Ever since Elizabeth left Niall and the lads for her world tour she has completely changed herself. She tries to keep contact with the lads but its no use. The time differences and trust issues are a problem. Especially with her new manager, Ann, not allowing her to talk to them anymore. She forgets about them and continues on with her world tour. But when she bumps into the lads she is completely shocked and so are they. She isn’t the same person she was before. Niall is trying to get her back. Zayn is trying to figure out his feelings for Liz. Liz finds out she has another brother. Louis tries to steal Liz's oreos without Liz noticing. If you want to see what will happen on their crazy adventure read Everything Has Changed.

*WARNING: THIS STORY WILL HAVE FOUL LANGUAGE* "Please jump in front of a bus" "Right after you jump off a cliff" "I would rather do that than be here with you" "Back at you" ~~ Meet Dylan Foster. Stubborn. Mean. Bad past. Makes Louis' life horrible. Meet Louis Tomlinson. Quirky. Weird. In One Direction. Makes Dylan's life miserable. These two met in a rather horrible way. Dylan never wanted to lay her eyes on him ever again after that day. And Louis' feelings were mutual. But what happens when they meet again? Will they start over? Or will they continue to ruin each others life? Add a little of celebrities, Sprinkle some jealous feelings, A whole lot of mean remarks, and a little bit of fate, and you have Louis' and Dylan's story.

❝Secrets secrets are no fun, unless you share them with everyone.❞

"I....I could always show you.." He told me Huh? "I could always teach you how." He repeated. "What?" I asked astonished he would even say that. "I could teach you how. I could show you how to be touched, how to touch others, even how to touch yourself" He said with seriousness in his voice. He's got to be joking. This has to be a prank. "But...I..." I was literally lost for words. "Think about it, I'm not just going to teach you how to have sex, I'm going to teach you how to be confident and comfortable with your body. Your sexy as hell but your always so unsure of yourself and you act like a shy little girl. Don't you want to be confidence and stand up for yourself? Don't you want to show everyone that inner goddess dying to come out?" "Yes" I mumbled. I was tired of being made fun of. I was tired of being a coward. "So you'll do it?" He asked with a smirk playing on his lips. Should I even do this? Isn't this wrong? Without even thinking I spoke. "Yes I'll let you teach me your ways" I admitted. "Call it, Private Sex Lessons" He smiled. What the actual fuck did I get myself into?

THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED. READ IF YOU WANT, BUT IT'S NOT FINISHED!!! "Welcome to your new life under my rule. It's my pleasure to make your life a living hell." {explicit content} [ cover made by @narrysnirvana ]

"If Heaven knew of half the thing's I've done, they wouldn't let me in." Drugs, sex, and alcohol seem to be the main part of Harry Styles' life. With nothing to lose and no one to hold him back, he's created a bad reputation for himself a mile long. King of pissing people off, he's found his next victim. A young girl who is determined to give Harry all the shit that he's putting out. Anna.

Harry has bad jokes. ↳ all hilarious right reserved copyright © looselaces [abbey and sam productions] if you copy this story or any of our ideas that we write in this book, that's called plagiarism and you will have to deal with the wrath of abbey and sam ♡