namjoon rants to his pet crab. { based off a tweet by seokiechuu }

ıllıllı 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 ıllıllı 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘨𝘢. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘪. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘪𝘹 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘪 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘨𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢, 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘛𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘢𝘦𝘯. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘬𝘫𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴.

Jimin has a hard time ignoring his best friend's dad and is tempted to have fun with him. Meanwhile his best friend Taehyung allows himself to dwell in a fantasy that may not be so far fetched. For both it seems like an amusing and arousing adventure, but how far will they go and what will they risk? "Will you be my Daddy?" Ranked #1 in NamMin & Minjoon [Main Author: Pickle] "If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to @PicklePot8. Thank you." First Published: May 18th, 2018

★彡 🅒🅞🅜🅟🅛🅔🅣🅔🅓 彡★ 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘭, 𝘓𝘢 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬; 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘯; 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳. 𝘈 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘢 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘏𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘰𝘬 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵-𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥. • 23/09/2019 - #2 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 928 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐤 • 23/12/2019 - #1 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 76 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 🆂🆃🅰🆁🆃 : ０８/１２/２０１８ 🅴🅽🅳 :０４/０８/２０１９ ©𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫

«―When Namjoon said that he wanted a child, he meant a real one, not a 22 years old little.» ➢vmon ➢slow updates ➢littlespace ➢⚣ 〞難しい方法 〟 ®JOONCOSMIC, 2018 ❝⁹⁹¹ ⁱⁿ ᵐᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ' ¹⁵ᵗʰ ᴹᵃʸ ²⁰¹⁸ ¹ ⁱⁿ ʲᵒᵒⁿ' ¹⁷ᵗʰ ᴹᵃʸ ²⁰¹⁸❞

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Angels and Demons have been at war with one another for centuries. Resulting in countless battles and blood shed. It was an never ending cycle until the Demon King and Angel King finally thought it was time to end this all. They decided on a Treaty. The Treaty being the marriage of Jimin and Namjoon. The Demon Prince and Angel Prince. --- Best Ranks #1 -> bottomnamjoon #13 -> minjoon #66 -> topjimin #325 -> demon #337 -> angel Top!Jimin Bottom!Namjoon Started -> 10/30/17 Ended -> --/--/--

!IS BEING EDITED! Having build up my courage, I finally asked him about what has been on my mind since I saw him for the first time. "I know that you aren't normal since the way you rescued me was impossible for anyone ordinary. Do you have any superpowers?" I asked curiously, staring at him with big sparkling eyes in hope to get an answer. "No, I don't?" The other one replied, raising his eyebrow. "So what are you? You can't be a human, we aren't capable of running so fast without superpowers." I crossed my arms in front of my chest. "I am not dumb, you know. Don't lie to me." "I am a vampire" He responded out of nowhere with an emotionless face and looked into my eyes. Suddenly I saw that the color of his eyes has changed into a beautiful purple. "And what is a vampire doing here?" He kept looking at me, giving my a feeling like he was staring inside my soul. "You believe me so easily?" "Well... that would explain how you saved me from the taxi." He smirked at me and finally answered my question. "I am searching for my soulmate. He is a human being, just like you." In the end, he smirked wider, allowing me to see his sharp white fangs. "Nice to meet you, human." ~~~ⒷⓁ~~~~ Contains: -boy x boy -can get heated -a lot of fluff ~~~ⒷⓁ~~~~ We aren't native English-speakers, so please spare and don't judge us. (This is our first fanfiction)

"Why should I date you?" "Because we want to fuck your pretty face?" High school AU

"This is your new doll Jungkook. Don't be afraid sweetie. Say hello to Namjoon." - Six year old Jungkook's parents buy him a doll he'll never want to let go of until they do.