Enter this story if you crave lots of fluff, awful humor, sexual tension, and in general a lot of Mettaton ;))) The reader is gender neutral, so they/them pronouns abound i have an unhealthy obsession with both mettaton and this song so ta-da all im gonna say is that vanjie may or may not show up as a safe word at some point (don't worry! the story has proper grammar for the most part. i just wrote the bio lowercase for aesthetic reasons)

If anyone had told me year ago that I'd be writing smut about a likely gay robot, I would've laughed sadly because it had already begun (2 yrs already!) Mettaton lemons and one shots for all of the robotfuckers out there! I will take requests if you have any. This includes AUs and threesomes. Enjoy ya filthy sinners!