"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll take a whiskey" A Jack Gilinsky story.

"Why do you hate me?" "Because I'm in love with you."

"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.

living with a male during my college career was the last thing on my list. + lowercase intended highest rank: fanfiction #8