how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

⚠️ WARNING AESTHETIC ⚠️ 🍑Sangwoo is a young man trying to pursue his dream of becoming a builder; while living with his boyfriend, who suffers from a crippling ash addiction (not a metaphor,, like literal ash). 👑Obama is a rich dilf looking for a sugar baby to spoil. 🍃What will happen when these two yearning men cross paths? Will Sangwoo remain faithful? Where the fucc does this guy keep getting human ashes??? Only the future will tell us 🥴💖

levi 🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️ and alvin the chimpmunk 🤢🤢🤢 are in a secret relationship, but eill they be able to stay together, one ☝️ being human, the other a chimpmunk? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏😨😨😨🌲🌲🤪🤪😉🙂😕💨💨

One day Dora tells Diego that boots is going on a date with baby jaguar, this makes Diego jelous and he swears to make baby jaguar his boyfriend before the end of the world in two weeks.

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!

Possible unreality warning? Narration is in second person sometimes. // After the events of BFB 15, it's decided that some team building is in order for The Losers. What better exercise to build bridges than a roadtrip! Except it doesn't go to plan. At all. bfdi/bfb/tpot

Part of the series "Peppa's crazy life": Peppa and Suzy got into a fight, but what happens when the fight goes nuts... when i say it went nuts, it went crazy 🤭 *I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE COVER, THE COVER WAS USED WITH PERMISSION.*

After Parent's Day, there was still half a summer to go. Most everyone had been back in a good mood after getting to see their parents again, but Max was still his own self. David thought about this a lot. Then again, so did Gwen. It kept both of them awake for all hours of the night to think that one of their campers had a family that couldn't even bother to sign their son up for an activity, or to show up for Parent's Day. The camp got happier, Max didn't. As he got worse, the others became happier, and the counselors more worried.

y/n slander