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TidBits of Spiggles by Universcrittore
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Imagine... the most amazing thing ever. Its like a mix between the Eiffel Tower, Apple, Edgar Allan Poe, an afro, and the number 934710488384747. Yeah, its that good.
HexaFlexagonism by Universcrittore
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This is the ultimate guide to the amazing geometrical figure known as the hexaflexagon. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will fall in love with this thingymabobber.
Universcrittore's Dictionary of Coolness: Words That Should Be by Universcrittore
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Hullo! Hullo creatures of the internet! How art thou? Unwell? Ah. Well... I'll soon fix that. Welcome to my super-cool dictionary! It's going to be fun! It's going to be great! It's going to taste like pineapple and honey! Unless you don't like pineapple and honey. Anywho, this is is going to be a collection of words, each of which will be accompanied by a quick humorous sketch. These sketches will be funny. If they're not funny, they're still going to be funny. Because society says so. Let's get started.
Poems from my Carpet Lumps by Universcrittore
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Humorous Poems from a collection of amateur writers
Tea Time (Travel) by Universcrittore
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One humorously cold morning Paul Robert's world is torn apart as aliens invade his life and he is asked to travel through time and space to save a political party. Paul instead saves the universe, but WHOOPS, guess what, that means he has to save every other universe as well. In an exciting race through reality and poop (poop is a bit more dramatic than reality) Paul Roberts discovers the meaning of life, death, and toilets.
The Life of a Pencil and the Meaning Of Everything by Universcrittore
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The prequel to Tea Time (Travel), this is the story of a pencil who undergoes some very philosophical sharpening. He-she-it attempts to discover the meaning of life, fails miserably, and turns into a something that turns into a murder weapon. Adults, beware, this short story contains mature philosophical content only appropriate for children and some (but very few) grown-ups.