MAIN: TAEKOOK/VKOOK LEAD: YoonMin, NamJin, HopeAmi Taehyung can be mistaken as a psycho but he's not. He's just unpredictable but definitely a rude, violent, guy. While Jungkook is a nosy one doing some dare in an abandoned house one night. Jungkook swore he would not want to hear the deep voice or to see those dark cold eyes from that night ever again. And Taehyung doesn't like getting interrupted while having fun.

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

Jimin is haunted by the school's top D-list students- being a pudgy, four eyed nobody has made him a main target for trouble. After leaving his awful school life behind and rebuilding himself, Jimin faces his longtime bully once again with a mind set on giving him a taste of his own medicine. Started: 8-27-15 Ended: 3-14-16 Editing start: 11-29-17 Editing completed: 06-05-18

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔 • Side taekook • C O M P L E T E D ✔ ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung loses a bet and is dared to go steal Jungkook, his long-time enemy's underwear. But oh boy, was Taehyung in for a surprise. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! Ranks: Top #45 in enemies! Top #9 in army! Top #46 in funny! Top #18 in seokjin! Top #45 in jhope! Top #85 in vkook! Top #76 in taehyung Top #119 in jungkook! Top #64 in yoonmin! Top #41 in namjin! Top #70 in taekook! Top #15 in social media! Top #32 in kookv! Top #176 in kpop! Top #54 in suga! Top #92 in jimin! Top #192 in bts! Top #655 in romance! Top #60 in kpop! Highest Rank: Top #18 in seokjin! 》 I originally published this AU on my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

"Who's that?" "That's the new student. Stay away from him. They say he's sick." (Multiple Personality disorder) Highest rank : #1 in btsfanfic | #67 in fanfiction | #9 in taekook.

Bunnies eat carrots. Tigers eat meat. So, what's better than Jungkook's thighs for Taehyung? Tiger hybrid Taehyung ⬆ Bunny hybrid Jungkook ⬇ "Taehyung didn't know how he got stuck in this situation. The only thing he knew, is that he was hungry. But how long has his hunger changed? He wasn't looking for a specific meat anymore, and when he realized how thick Jungkook's thighs were, he freaked up." Highest rank: #1 bottomkook (3/08/2018) #1 boyxboy (24/08/2018) #1 taekook (27/08/2018) #1 taehyung (25/09/2018) #1 mpreg (8/10/2018) #1 vkook (25/08/2019) #1 bottomjungkook (6/08/2021) Thighs reached 1M thursday 7 march 2019. Thighs reached 2M thursday 18 june 2020. Thighs reached 3M tuesday 21 december 2021. © 2018 umansare Plagiarism is a crime.

in which Jeongguk gets to know his favorite idol a little better than he ever imagined. "T-Tae-" he moaned as the older one placed another hickey on his neck. "Baby be quiet or do you want the fans to hear and ruin my image?" Top!Taehyung Bottom!Jungkook ♡cover by @peachkoo♡ ► no translations 💫051018 - 160319 ; ©fairykoo

J: thank lord I didn't do crazy shit T: you could've sent dick pics J: what T: what When Taehyung texts a number which was hidden inside his desk (Very short chapters) ©︎all rights and plot to @taetaeholic

Taehyung and Jungkook meet again on Kik but they have no idea that they are texting each other. BOOK TWO OF TEXT ME All rights reserved to @taetaeholic_ ©︎all rights and plot to @taetaeholic