Inspired by a comment made on Servetus' excellent blog Me + Richard Armitage, this is a series of humorous stories based around the premise of "What if RA's characters hung around my house, eating my junk food, watching the telly, sparring, and in general amusing themselves in their down time?" The initial standalone story was such a hit it became a series.

When a beautiful city at the heart of Arab was defeated, they had no choice but to oblige to the enemy’s command in order for their lives to be spared. This grants the conqueror's limitless wishes; spoils, the lands riches and their exotic women. But there was one girl whom was determined to save those maidens over the years, due to the loss of her mother in that way. Hastia Shakia disguises herself into a man. Not that it was difficult for her; she grew up with ten men in her home. Masculine, strong, courageous and stubborn, she sets foot into the palace of the Sultan to seek revenge and justice, where every other women she’d know is to be part of Sultan Shaleem Ra’s harem. But no other men are allowed into their chambers or around their rooms but himself. This forces her to reveal her identity and blend in with the other girls. And her plan starts crumbling when the sultan passes away and his son from his homeland, the demonically good looking Kyrian Verlac, takes his place. Strange feelings start engulfing her as the day passes by, whenever he appears to show unusual interest in her. She loathes him with her life for the sins of his father, but something in her speaks otherwise.

What would you do if your world was turned upside down in the blink of an eye? When Astrid's peaceful home is raided by the Vikings at only fifteen, she is taken as a slave for the Earl in Norway, where she grows into a fierce, independent young woman, who remains in bondage. In preparing to raid, the Earl calls for additional forces from Sweden, led by his powerful and selfish son. Upon his arrival, he bargains with his father, whom he soon buys Astrid from, making her a promise of freedom under one condition-to fight in the upcoming raid. After agreeing, Astrid soon learns what the price of freedom really is... Go with Astrid as she fights the battles within her wits, life, and love to survive in the brutal Viking world. ----------- *This story is completely fictional. The story, along with any names and dates, is entirely made up from my imagination. It is also unedited--mistakes will be found. **THIS IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING RE-WRITTEN. ***I wrote this in 2015 when I was sixteen, so it is in desperate need of revision. (Please overlook the mistakes.)

Life hasn't been kind to me, but I haven't been kind to it. Meet Scarlett Evans, a 23 year old girl who leads an average life, living in London with her best friends Ava Rhodes, and Tomm Mason. Despite her sucess on stage as part of a dance and drama company, Scarlett's parents strongly disagree with her career choice - but her high school grades leave her with limited options. Ava, as a nurse, adopted the role of Scarlett's surrogate mother for over 7 years. Although her (as Ava would put it) 'Victoria's Secret' appearance has attracted a large amount of male attention, all her previous relationships have been dysfunctional, and Scarlett has been unlucky in love - to say the least. That is until she comes face to face with a very handsome stranger - Richard Armitage. As romance begins to blossom, it appears that Scarlett is hiding a dark secret from Richard. Will her past catch up with her and ruin her relationship with the only man who wants her for more than how she looks?

London 1816 East Ender, Flash Billy, is a gutter rat who has fought his way up to crime lord by the power of his own mettle, a villainous reprobate to whom violence and trickery are second nature. When he is pickpocketed by a brassy orange seller with a fierce temper and light fingers, his interest is immediately snared. After unwittingly using her skills on the wrong man, Meg Turner finds that relying solely on herself for survival, might no longer be her choice. Marine Police Inspector, Freddy Scriven is on the hunt and closing in on his prey. He plans to hang the scurrilous Billy, but can he resist the lure of a fiery thieving vixen?

An Explosive Tangle of Love, Power, Betrayal and Destruction Now Available On Amazon Kindle http://www.amazon.com/Gideons-Chair-ebook/dp/B00ENJJ0OG ' May You Be In Heaven A Good Half Hour Before The Devil Knows You're Dead ' Wattpad Reader > ' Do not risk even the first sentence because like the rest including me you will be hooked' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The right of Jay Kitt to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright , Designs and Patent Act 1988 . Copyright © 2013 Jay Kitt All the characters in this book , places and events are either the the product of the authors imagination or they are used entirely fictitiously . Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons , living or dead is entirely coincidental.

"Forgive me God for I have sinned. I allowed a Northman's lip to touch my own, to touch me neck and travel the length of the sensitive skin. My blood writhers, yearning for his touch. A quenching urge for desire and O'Lord, my eager flesh burns with raging fire." When the powerful Jarl, a ruthless and merciless Viking, takes a sudden interest in Faylin, a nun he captured on a raid, she vows not to let his wiles distract her from what is truly important - her faith. His very presence is what fuels the fire within her, allowing the hatred to fester. He destroyed her world and she watched it burn to the ground, crumbling and descending, shattering into pieces of hopelessness right before her eyes. Though what happens when she starts to realize that beneath the Northman's toughened shield lays a forbearing soul, lost within the darkness and the shadows of his own façade? Stricken by this realization, the possibility of humanity under such a barbaric character, Faylin finds herself torn between her fears of eternal damnation and desire, struggling to keep her sanity as she dances on that very thin line between love and hate. Cover by FvckHumans Highest Achievements: Thorn Rose: #1 in Historical Fiction!!! (21/11/2015)

I have written a few poems inspired by the fabulous Richard Armitage. Here are some based on that complex, beautiful baddie Sir Guy of Gisborne. Guy remains my favorite RA character. His looks, his voice, his persona; the passion he felt for Marian, the torment following her death, his ultimate redemption. No cardboard cutout of an evil henchman, but a full-fledged, living, breathing human is what he became in the talented hands of Richard.

Isabella, future queen of Gardia, unlike any lady of her time, is no damsel, but a fierce warrior. Though respected by men and shunned by women she fleetingly wonders what it would be like to fall in love. The Head Knight of Jaria, enemy nation of Gardia, Aiden has resented women for most of his life and relishes in the fact that his job keeps him out of their conniving clutches. What happens when war threatens and stoic Aiden meets the formidable Isabella? Sparks fly in more ways than one. Cover by DemeterLucy

"You wound me, woman" I whispered. The room was dark lit and the only light I could see was her eyes. The metal chains gripped her wrists and was starting to form bruises on her skin. She looked at me with her furrowed brows and opened her tantalizing, plump lips. "I thought you wanted to kill me? Its been weeks, Your Grace. What's stopping you from fulfilling your oath?" God, If only she knew. She had marked my heart and soul and I couldn't bear the thought of harming her. I wanted her to live but I couldn't even let her go. No, I won't have her escape me and go back to the Vikings. She's mine and only mine. "I'd kill myself before I kill you" ~*~ Alexander Duke of Normandy, was propelled by his father's last dying wish: "wipe all the vikings within the lands of France" into action. Man, woman and children are not to be shown mercy. In the 5th year of his reign, things weren't going as planned when a sudden situation takes over in the midst of his chamber. A situation that he's not able to forget. Now, will he be able to perform the wish of his deceased father? Or will he rather choose the depths of his emotions? Highest rank #84 in Historical Fiction /ONE OF MY BOOKS THAT I COULD RECOMMEND FOR YOU TO READ.