in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Why won't you tell me your name?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

in which a helpless, innocent girl has to team up with a strict, not-so-innocent boy during the 12 hours when all crime is legal. © nohanthony 2015

It all started with a simple wrong number to a superstar in One Direction and a simple girl who loved the attention maybe a little to much. AU: Everything in this Book is simply not real. I do not own One Direction! Thank you!