After the war Hermione moves to live with her younger sister Bella Swan and her bio-dad Charlie because her adopted parents memories of Hermione had been wiped. the new start is good for her but no one can ever out run all of their problems. Ron is at home and they see each other as much as possible. Being friends with both Vampires and shape shifters is not always easy either. *SET IN ECLIPSE*

Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!