Because originality on Wattpad is pretty fucking limited and we all know it. So start reading if you wanna see me rant about how some writers really need to do society a favour and staple all their fingers together. But just so you know, I swear like an angry sailor so hehe (✿◠‿◠). cover by: foreveryoung_09

Title needs no explanation. These are the various types of fanfictions you'll find for One Direction and why they're all horrible.

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.

Just another wattpad rant!

Before I start you need to be warned. This is a Rant Book and some things may be a bit offensive. ❝ I don't know why, but people just seem to make me want to ram my head into a brick wall.. My god I hate people. ❞ - xAutumnLeavesx To me, humans are the stupidest thing Mother Nature created to date. Nothing pisses me off more than stupidity. And that is why I'm writing this now.

Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing