Can John escape the madness? He may not, but he can try. The game titled Sburb Beta may be John Egbert's only hope of saving himself and getting his friends back to 'normal'. But what if John doesn't make it? And worse, what if his friends-the ones he talked to and laughed with for years-are gone for good? ------------------------ Hey guys, PennyName here. I heard that Heinoustuck was being discontinued, so I decided to continue it! Hope you like this! Note: This may include pairings. I'm getting Johndave and Rosemary vibes. Maybe Jadekat or something so Jade isn't furever alone. :3 Homestuck and its characters are not mine Heinoustuck and its characters are not mine This FABULOUS cover art isn't mine either (let me know if it's yours!)

a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life. ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol) terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out. my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters. formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here. cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists) bonus creds: my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas. also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization. note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.